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I don't have a bike! Haha, so, how would this "someone" steal it from me if I don't? And I wouldn't care, probably my bike has training wheels! Lol. =)) - The LoL face.

There isn't really much you can do. Even though I once was up by my local shop and these guys ran away with my friends bike!

i would hang the person by there balls with a fish hook and if was a girl well then i cant do that

Disturbed, your a homo perv(ert). Fuhk bikes. If it was my dirt bike I would shoot them with my paintball gun, then beat them with something I could find like a bucket or the C02 tank.

i broke my bike that cost a lot of money so to stop my mum shouting at me i said someone stole it. Funny thing is the next year i got a new bike and that one actually got stolen! oh the irony. It taught me never to lie agn.

I probably wouldnt notice... its been in the shed for probably about a year now.

i'm a keen mountain biker and ride a hell of a lot my bike cost about £300 but would go nuts if someone nicked my bike right infront of me, i would jump at him and drag him off the bike bash his head against a wall intill he was unconciouse then kick him in the spine intill he couldn't move and then call the police.
My bike is my soul

I'd beat them up grab a gun and shoot them and than make them drink there own blood filled with oil and tear there .....wait,I dont have a bike.

I would curse or maybe not anymore someone stole my bike week ago and it was my 5th bike really annoying almost every year someone stoles my bike

Just steal it back.
And then throw the guy off a cliff .

GO CONQUEROR01!!!! I would do just that.

I don't care since I have no bikes anymore.

well I would grab my brothers bike and a shotgun and hunt him down then throw him in the chesapeake bay

I dunno I have lost multiple bikes I have 1 at the moment I might get another one soon.

I would blast them with a tank.