Everybody says this thread is going to get locked. While I'm sure that some eyebrows may be raised, I can't see any reason to lock it so long as the discussion stays non-explicit and you don't start posting pornographic material. Right now it's not even all that sexist.
Furthermore I don't see any reason that one couldn't create a "who is the hottest guy" thread, or even "who is the hottest _____" or whatever. Carry on then!
In the spirit of princess Peach: Samus Aran. On the objective scale of attractiveness, Samus is a perfect 50 (the scale ranges from -50 -- 50, with negative numbers being anti-attractive). Bowser is a negative fifty, in case you wanted to know. Of the people listed so far, Emma Watson wore a nice dress in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. That's all I'm going to say. And I liked what she did with her hair.
Zelda and Malon are not human, and therefore cannot compete in a "hottest chick" competition. I'm just trying to keep things realistic here. I mean, if we start bending the rules of a "hottest chick" competition, what's next? Rigging elections?
Samy's right: Zelda is better than Peach, but it's a close tie. Still, Samus is hard to compete with. Worth 20 hours of gameplay just to see her take her helmet off. As for not being human (good call, they're elves) I don't see the relevance.
Anyway, I agree with Xzeno. If you take out all that creepy hardware, Samus is ttly hawt wimmins.
It's somewhat jarring to see my name in a post. As for removing hardware, I believe that's cover in: "Worth 40 hours of gameplay just to see her take a bit of her armor off."
As for not being human (good call, they're elves) I don't see the relevance.
Well, you have to draw the line somewhere, and I'm drawing it at "human." I mean, Ms. Pacman wouldn't be eligible would she? So why should an elf get special treatment.
It's somewhat jarring to see my name in a post. As for removing hardware, I believe that's cover in: "Worth 40 hours of gameplay just to see her take a bit of her armor off."
Or in SSBB, 2 minutes.
I mean, Ms. Pacman wouldn't be eligible would she? So why should an elf get special treatment.
Hey! Ms.Pacman is a beautiful woman! Just because she's ethnically different doesn't give you the right to discriminate her! XD
All kidding aside, still casting my vote for Emma Watson.
Well, you have to draw the line somewhere, and I'm drawing it at "human." I mean, Ms. Pacman wouldn't be eligible would she? So why should an elf get special treatment.
Because they are attractive to those saying they are. If someone thought Epona was the most attractive thing in The Legend of Zelda, I wouldn't say "No, you're wrong. Epona's not eligible, she can't be attractive to anyone." I'm not the arbiter of other people's feelings. The only thing that defines eligibility is gender.
...Hylians are mostly human-shaped anyway.
Or in SSBB, 2 minutes.
Or three seconds on the Internet. Not really the point. 2 minutes? Really? I always start as Zero Suit Samus (Zero Suit != no suit, for the record) because I'm good with her but abysmal with regular Samus. I like how I single-handedly brought video games into this I'm not the type to discuss real women in such a manner, so I'll stick with video games.
