MWAHAHAHAH! I got the Okay!
One day, when Moon Fairy was trying to write an update for her story while walking to The Forge's Arts and Writing Museum, She stumbled across one of her fellow writers, ThePossum. She was about to greet him, but he started getting a crazy expression on his face, and thought better not to. All of a sudden, she felt a cool breeze filled with such energy it sent chills down her spine. She looked around as the breeze was passing, and saw papers floating through the air. STUPID SPAM BUGS! Moon Fairy thought. I am going to have to report this!
But she saw a word that caught her eye scribbled on the paper, EXPLORE. Moon Fairy's curiousity got the best of her, and she picked up one of the papers.
Thoad wants YOU, to be apart of the Exploration team. See (?) on wednsday to see what the job entitles and what you can do, for your Sity!
See who?! She thought. Suddenly, she realized that this is what thepossum was so exited about. She ran after him, but stopped short when she saw the feared moderator Cenere, and his very strange ninja horse friend, Strop walking towards the Forge. Moon Fairy quickly ducked into the a Newbie Area, afraid that they might of found out about her multiple off topic conversations in almost every forum and come to confront her for spamming.
"MOON FAIRY!" Someone screamed behind her.
Moonfairy got freaked and went ninja on the mysterious person, throwing punches, and kicking in certain areas that would affect a man's ability of offspring if connected.
"Ow, ow, OW! Stop Moon!" Samy said.
"Erm, sammmmmyyyyyyy!", Moonfairy said, immediately drawing her arms back to her sides, "Didn't know it was you there! Sorry." She saw Samy step aside, and before her laid a gigantic buffet. Moon ran over and began to drool slightly. "Food..." she mumbled. But she saw something in Samy's hands, raising abover her head. It was a butterfly net. Moon Fairy easily jumped aside before Samy could catch her, grabbed a few pieces of bread from the buffet, and ran out of the Newbie's Place. Then ran smack dab into Cenere, and they both fell.
"Mother fudger that hurt!" Moon cursed while trying to get up. Cenere was still on the ground, eyes closed, not moving. OH SHIZZ! She thought. I killed Cenere! "Moon..?" mumbled Cenere as his eyes began to open.
"Erg, no no this is Samy!" Moon said quickly, mimicking Samy's voice. She saw Samy then running out of the Newbie's, and he spotted her. Moon looked at Strop, who saw the whole thing, flashed him a quick nervous smile, and ran to the Thoads filthy condo. As she neared his home, she saw one of her fellow AGians, Bueno, collapse.
Man my luck just sucks today... Moon Fairy thought to herself as she flew to the window. There she saw Bueno hand Thoad a slip of paper. Moon landed on the window, and fell face first onto Thoads floor. "MOTHER OF GOD THIS PLACE SMELLS!" She shreiked, immediately standing up. " I know right?" Bueano said, holding his nose.
"Smells just fine to me!" Thoad said stubbornly. "I came to see about the ship thingie ma bob ya got going on here! I want to join your crew. I need some inspiration for my stories, so you better let me on your crew Thoad, or else I will zap you with my awesome Lunar Powers!" Moon Fairy cried arubrubtly.
"Uh, you are a girl. Wouldn't it be akward for you to be on a crew with guys?" Bueno interjected.
"What is wrong with me being a girl? I'm sure I could handle more of a work load than most of you guys can. And frankly speaking, I don't want any of my guy friends to come back Manwich mode. That is disturbing on an extreme level." Moon said, shuddering at the thought of two guys together between two buns.
"Well, keep in mind that Possum will be there, along with Samy and Cenere. And Bueno, you're in too." Thoad said.
"Oh no, Cenere? AND Samy?" Moon Fairy said.
"Along with 1337, Orion, and Manny."
"I would still go, but if during the Voyage a few seem to be missing, it wasn't me alright?"
"Uh, why would they suddenly be missing...?" Thoad put his hand in his chin and thought. "Oh god, you don't intend to..." he made a humping motion, "With them, do you?!" Thoad knew that Cenere would catch on and didn't let MoonFairy respond, "Just don't do it, Cenere wants to keep it pg-13."
"But what could you possibly do for me on board? Or for the crew, I should say? You know, besides being a temptation for anything I just implied." Moon Fairy's mouth was hanging open for a while before she responded. "WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT YOU LITTLE PERV!! I meant be the superviser to make sure none of you guys do THAT with each other! I don't want my friends to come back gay! I wouldn't do THAT with my friends. I do not have or want any benifits from friendship with you guys. And for the missing part, I meant toss them over board should any of them make me mad... you sicko..."
"I could help out like any other guy can! Whatever needs to be done, I can complete. Just assign me a task, and I will complete it." Moon Fairy finished. "You are in I guess. Keep it clean alright? No one is to go 'missing' for a while." Thoad said with a grin. "I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!!!!!" Moon said, exasperated.