Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
RAIN FOREST AMBUSH King Salmonella visited his South American colonies thinking he would have a good time but the humidity, huge spiders, snakes, alligators, and mosquitoes creeped him out so he had servants carrying him everywhere he went. On his way to the ship, he fell into an ambush by the natives of the region. King: " Eek, what's this!?!" Guard: " It's just a lizard your majesty." King: " I don't like it, arrest it immediately!" Guard: " Uh oh, something's not right, protect the king!"
The freemason's guild was furious when they discovered that the king had hired wizards to build his castle instead of licenced tradesmen. Fortunately, someone knew someone in the siege workshop and the castle was torn down shortly thereafter.
"French Family Lives in Bottle" and "It's a Skyscraper on Wheels" are articles from Popular Workbench, a ficticious magazine written by Bruce McCall.
Some other neat ones are "Harvesting Sap from Telephone Poles", "Converting Your Piano to Diesel Power", "Training Giant June Bugs to Go to War", "Poland Builds a Tunnel to Nowhere", "Rocket Canoe to Cross Lake Erie in 20 Minutes", and "Blind Unicyclist Ropes Steers by Radio".
"French Family Lives in Bottle" and "It's a Skyscraper on Wheels" are articles from Popular Workbench, a ficticious magazine written by Bruce McCall.
It kind of remind me of a series of books I used to read when I was a teen. I can't recall the titles but there was a guy riding giant a hand called manu manu and one time he ends up on the A of the Atlantic ocean. xD
