Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
The Poachers return to their truck at dusk with their traps full of sedated Peruvian fighting hamsters. "Forget the barrels; just lock up the back before those critters wake up!" "Why? They're just rodents... or somefin'. If you're that scared, we could just kill them." "No. He said as fresh as possible, or he won't take em."
Wizard: "What are you doing my prince? Prince: " I'M BUILDING a BIKE ." Wizard: " How do you propel it? " Prince: "I haven't figured out yet. Out of the blue, and for no reason, a CTC2PP idiot kill them! :O
Prince:" The BIKE IS FINISHED DAD! , wanna ride with me?" King:" Sure, hey why isn't it moving?" Prince:" I don't know!" King:You didn't create a chain and a derailleur you moron!"
Again, a CTC2PP idiot attacked them for no reason! :O
Fish:" Ok, DON'T MOVE Theo !" Theo:" A-are you sure you're a good shot?" Fish: " Don't worry, the princess gave me a tampon to plug the hole in your head if I miss." Theo: " W-what!?!"
