Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
Swamp Castle King: "Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same! ... It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one... That sank into the swamp, so I built a third one... That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp but the fourth one stayed up!"
I made this a while ago, but I forgot to post it here.
GOLDEN RICHES OF SSTGio SSTGio invited his friends Theo and Fish to celebrate his crusade to recover the Golden Treasure of his Lord CJ. CJ was there first though and lined the castle walls with his special red wine in a box - SSTGio's favourite and adjusted a few foundation blocks. He then awaited for the guests to arrive in the impenetrable fortress to implement his plan of destruction..... Buahahaha!
SSTG HAS A POTTY MOUTH Buahahahaha - it is possible to get it in one shot if you have time. 0 shots is a possibility if you get lucky and can wait.....
