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Trismegistus23
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Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.

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Got it in 3.
Now the old man who's younger than you BTW is heading for bed.

Before I put up the wench, it was possible to do it in one where the Jester flies up and kills the King. These relay levels take forever to make work only 80% of the time!
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Too Many CJs!
You can press right a few times at the beginning to keep it from scrolling.

CJ and his maniacal alter-egos are attacking! The others are hiding out in a remote bomb shelter as the onslaught continues.
(BOOM....jingle jingle)
SSTG: I thought you said this building was impervious to attack!
Fish: I thought you meant a shandelier attack. I didn't expect flying clowns!
(hee hee hee)
SSTG: Wait; what was that?
Theo: Uh... CJ?... Is that you?... Wait! CJ! NOOO!

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yeah - i think theres a bunch of jackholes playing because EIFFEL WATCHTOWER is 8/0

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wtf is there NOT to like about EIFFEL WATCHTOWER?? - not a GD thing! - i'd like like to see one of these amateurs build a friggin eiffel tower - or any kind of decent tower

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BURNED & BLASTED - another thing is too, that is to why i dont spend a whole lot of time on my builds because of the lack of plays and especially likes - theres no way im going to spend four friggin hours on a build and get a few plays and less than a 10% like ratio - screw that, and screw the players that dont like our SH%#

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wtf is there NOT to like about EIFFEL WATCHTOWER?? - not a GD thing! - i'd like like to see one of these amateurs build a friggin eiffel tower - or any kind of decent tower


I'm glad I'm not in it for likes. In fact, a few of my older castles are expressley designed to be so difficult or confusing that nobody would ever like them.
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You guys were busy. My !@#$% Internet was down again!

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You guys were busy. My !@#$% Internet was down again!
Merde!!! Forget to pay your bill???
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Merde!!! Forget to pay your bill???

Nope, I always pay my bills first, then I eat, then I spend the rest if any. xD
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OIL WELL ACCIDENT
Fish: "What do think of the view Theo?"
Theo: "Now that you found oil you have to create a company and give it a name."
Fish: "I didn't think of that."
Theo: "How about Fish Oil?"
Fish: "Why you !@#$%^!
Theo: "Dude, that was a joke!".

For no reason, another CTC2PP idiot set fire to the whole place. :O

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