Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
KING'S KONCERT Ah yes, the King SSTGio thought he was a great opera singer so, he gathered his flock to watch him perform. "Acht mein gott!", sayeth Theo and Fish, "we have to put a stop to this torture!".
Twas Friday the 13th so, it might be King SSTGio's unlucky day.....
The king has appointed admiral Fish to his newly built SMALL FRIGATE . Fish immediately chose Theo has his first mate. On their first voyage, they went after pirate CJ who kept attacking their merchant ships to steal their goods and take their women. Fish: "Okay where's that scurvy dawg CJ?" Pirate CJ:" Right behind you, fire!!!" Theo: "Oh shift, we're doomed!"
Friday the 13th and absolutely no one is playing the game!
They're all huddled in their remote bomb shelters, eating freeze dried soup and communicating only via encrypted shortwave messages, so they wouldn't be online right now.
And on the subject of Remote Bomb Shelters, here's one that didn't turn out too well.
Mr. and Mrs. Triscadecaphobe are prepared to wait out the dreaded day in their fortified storm cellar, but it seems their son (a non believer) has walked out on them. Can they rescue him in time and bring him back to safety?
I saw him crash! He fell so hard that his ankles pierced through his shoulders and his hips were found inside his skull. The scene was so gruesome that I'm throwing up in my mouth! xD
I can't even play CTCA anymore because it's shows as tiny square. I updated Flash but it still shows up wrong. Now there are black borders on each sides of the CTC2PP window as well as Viking Vengeance. WTF is going on? Is that why there are nobody making levels but us?
