Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
Harold the corn farmer was always struggling to make ends meet. His booth at the indoor market was the best he could afford, but the floorplanks were so shoddy that his corn kept falling through. Unbeknownst to him, the market was only a front for a secret rebel weapons cache. The old man who sold carvings and other trinkets at the back was letting in a group of anarchists. Rebel: "You'd better have our shipment ready! No more excuses about gunpowder shortages." Carver: "Quiet fool. These Walls Have Ears."
Captain Hindgrinder (SSTGio) took his swarthy crew to fight the Spanish Armada. He was fully loaded with dynamite, supplies, rum and of course, wenches for Theo. CJ warmed, "Cap'n, There is something fishy out there." "Aaar, me stoopid (hic) waffle monger, Fish is a friend of mine you idiot". "Okay Cap, I'll just mosey on down to the opposite side of the boat".
OLD CHURCH WATCHPOST An old worshiping place half destroyed by the Vikings in the late 900's. They had it transformed into a guard post. You only have bombs as ammo so use it well.
