@Commander he takes the drumsticks and breaks them. But as you call him a noob, he starts sobbing and giving you a long sad talk why his friends told him that.
@Sprite he dodges one of the shurikens, but the other hits him on the arm, dealing 15 damage.
@Tomer the great chicken attack deals a massive 40 damage!
@Sporemaniac your rubber chicken pops as it hits its spiky armor.
@KingJac your chicken cannon can't shoot them very fast so he runs to where your cannon is, but as he approaches your cannon opens fire and a chicken hits the Zogward in the head. You deal 15 damage.
@Gtf your banana/fried chicken solution proves succesful as you deal 10 damage.
@Quickdip your disgusting projectile hits the Zogward in the head. It causes 20 damage.
Zogward Alien HP: 30/200 Strong Against: Punches, any close combat attack Weak Against: Fried Chicken Status: Sad/Heroic
Isn't a dalek a robot in that doctor who show? Any ways since pshycological warfare worked so well I say I got him a present to cheer him up but when he opens it a KFC snacker pops out and hits him.
Sonic the Hedgehog HP: 300/300 Strong Against: Metal attacks, punches, phsycological attacks. Weak Against: He can be lured to traps by his rings. Status: Alive
