For example: Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]! Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi. Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns) Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn) Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base! ------------------------------------------------------------------
Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank! Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank Completion Value: 100/100 HP Player Status: N/A Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage) Opposition: N/A
Objective: Weapons test Aphla suit M and Bata suit M! Current target is Elpsion Ace Prototype! Current Completion value: 636/4000 Status: Hyperdriving on CommanderDude7 Immunities: BULLETS. Weakness: Special Attacks, Melee attacks
@sonicheroes95: That's the cost of an overpowered transformer.
Anyways, you almost get out of the suit, except you decide against it whey you feel a burst of heat. Where are we, a desert? Heck with this, you're staying in the crappy Armature suit. It has A/C.
@TheAKGuy: You do 164 damage to Elpsion before it undergoes a barrier change. Looks like hyper mode allows for double immunity. Crap...
Elpsion fires a cannon that takes out the building next to TheAKGuy's! You better move!
Objective: Weapons test Aphla suit M and Bata suit M! Current target is Elpsion Ace Prototype! Current Completion value: 57/4000 Status: Hyperdriving on TheAKGuy Immunities: Melee Attacks, Special attacks Weakness: BULLETS
@TheAKGuy: You don't actually have to put it on, it is always on the sniper armor. Yeah, it takes a good eye to spot it. A good eye like the one you just dug out of Elpsion for 99 damage.
@sonicheroes95: Only one hit, and it did 80 damage.
@Darkfire45: It missed, but it also boomeranged. No real loss there.
@zero2212: Unfortunately, the town is very paranoid of any military grade weapon that's not a mech suit. That's why they don't fight Elpsion, but their military is perfectly able to shoot down the squadron. Although, they saw that Elpsion was so big that he could be hit by anti-air missiles, and the town's military doesn't bother with shooting anti-aircraft...
Elpsion fires the Nidhogg cannons, dealing 400 damage to itself and 1600 to TheAKGuy! That powerful of a blast makes it hard for him to do anything!
Objective: Weapons test Aphla suit M and Bata suit M! Current target is Elpsion Ace Prototype! Current Completion value: FREAKING DESTROYED Status: Hyperdriving on TheAKGuy Immunities: Melee Attacks, Special attacks Weakness: BULLETS
Sonic's status: In sick bay WolfMan's status: seeking a new class base. Darkfire's status: Helping treat TheAKGuy TheAKGuy's status: In sick bay Plato's status: Heck if I know. CommanderDude7's HP: In sick bay dakota1431's HP: Returning to Armature Labs
@sonicheroes: In your burst of rage, you hit a button that converts Draphla into just Aphla. Turns out Dragon was teh Armature one, and Aphla is for someone else. Anyway, Dragon converts into *da da da da!!!* A Mini Nuke Machine Gun! You finish off Elpsion with it, but medics get you out of the suit and roll you into sick bay for potential insanity. Too much laughing. You may have achieved the "Terrible, Terrible Damage" talent!
@TheAKGuy: Your squeal for help and broken cloak function allow the medics to find you and wheel you into sick bay. it turns out that several of your bones are broken, you are about to suffer a heart attack, your brain has worked so fast it unlocked latent Psionic powers, and you have Hypoglycemia. They'e also prepared for psychological treatment of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. If you don't you have achieved the "Psionic Technical Sonar Defibrillator" talent.
@Darkfire45: It turns out the medic suit's neural interface has downloaded everything about medical procedure related to combat has been downloaded into your subconscious. You have achieved the "Don't call it a Heal Bus" talent!
@WolfMan: Your tendency to rush in and go for close comabt has earned you a class readjustment, as well as the "Never Guard, only crush!!" talent!
@CommanderDude7: You have successfully done especially high damage using large guns, such as a minigun. You have earned the "Size Matters" talent!
(Note: The Talents are kinda like achievements until I decide to do something with them.)
next time, i'll stick to using no mechs... aarrggg... with out a sword most of my limits are useless.... and all's end needs two swords to be unleashed....
note to self: get a sword sometime that doesn't also deal with a mech....
I summon an ARMY OF GOOD LOLCATS AND ATTACK THEM!!! YEAH! TEH NINJA CAT, DARTH CAT, and Obama cat? (Wut? We says 10/10- 109/10 10000000000/10! IT'S OVER 9000! I ALSO SEND THE YO DAWG MEME IN TOOOOOOO! SUPER MEMES!
