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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted July 5, '10 11:28pm UTC

The idea is simple: You have an objective. complete it.

This is what to look for in an update/start post:

Objective:
Target name(s):
Completion value:
Player status:
Target status:
Helpful Information:
Opposition:
(turn update area)

For example:
Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]!
Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A
Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi.
Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns)
Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn)
Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC

PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...

PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!

OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base!
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Lets start simple:

Objective: Destroy the Tank!
Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank
Completion Value: 100/100 HP
Player Status: N/A
Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage)
Opposition: N/A

The idea is simple: You have an objective. complete it.\r\n\r\nThis is what to look for in an update/start post:\r\n\r\nObjective:\r\nTarget name(s):\r\nCompletion value:\r\nPlayer status:\r\nTarget status:\r\nHelpful Information:\r\nOpposition:\r\n(turn update area)\r\n\r\nFor example:\r\nObjective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]!\r\nTarget Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A\r\nCompletion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi.\r\nPlayer Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns)\r\nTarget Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn)\r\nOpposition: OpA, OpB, OpC\r\n\r\nPlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...\r\n\r\nPlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!\r\n\r\nOpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base!\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nLets start simple:\r\n\r\nObjective: Destroy the Tank!\r\nTarget Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank\r\nCompletion Value: 100/100 HP\r\nPlayer Status: N/A\r\nTarget Status: Unwary (Extra Damage)\r\nOpposition: N/A

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SirNoobalot

22,207 posts

Nomad

Posted August 14, '10 2:25am UTC

i steal basement cat's litter box and destroy it! also summon wall cat to make sure basement kitteh stays in the basement!

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted August 14, '10 2:37am UTC

Gold - Squire

Flag

Basement Cat
HP: 196,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Tacgnol
HP: 74,000
Talents: Ssengnooooool
Allizhettik
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 197,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

Longcat
HP: 75,000
Talents: Loooooongness
Kittehzilla
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Godhead Pickle Inspector
HP: Infinite^9001
Talents: Utter Godliness
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic

Darkfire45
HP: 10,000
Talents: Medical Expertise

Happycat
HP: Infinite
Talents: True god of Lolcats

SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.

@sonicheroes95: What, you mean like Basement Cat is doing? While he's distracted by the combo, Ceiling Cat continues the slaughter.
You do 1000 damage!

@SirNoobalot: What Litterbox?

Anyway, you can't summon memes. Happycat can, though.

A figure appears of... Godhead Pickle Inspector?

Gold - Squire\r\n\r\n	\r\nFlag\r\n\r\nBasement Cat\r\nHP: 196,000\r\nStatus: Growling down Ceiling Cat.\r\nTalents: Mementic Mutation\r\n         Lolcat of all darkness\r\n         Devil's Charm\r\n         Soul Eater\r\n\r\nTacgnol\r\nHP: 74,000\r\nTalents: Ssengnooooool\r\n         Allizhettik\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nCeiling Cat\r\nHP: 197,000\r\nStatus: Fondly regarding creation\r\nTalents: Memetic Mutation\r\n         He watches your secret times\r\n         Undeniable Creativity\r\n         Legions of Minions\r\n\r\nLongcat\r\nHP: 75,000\r\nTalents: Loooooongness\r\n         Kittehzilla\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nGodhead Pickle Inspector\r\nHP: Infinite^9001\r\nTalents: Utter Godliness\r\n-----------------------------------------------------------------\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Power Fantastic\r\n         Totally insane\r\n\r\nThaAKGuy\r\nHP: 9,000\r\nTalents: Sniper\r\n         Psionic\r\n\r\nDarkfire45\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Medical Expertise\r\n\r\nHappycat\r\nHP: Infinite\r\nTalents: True god of Lolcats\r\n\r\nSirNoobalot\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Apparently, none.\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: What, you mean like Basement Cat is doing? While he's distracted by the combo, Ceiling Cat continues the slaughter.\r\nYou do 1000 damage!\r\n\r\n@SirNoobalot: What Litterbox?\r\n\r\nAnyway, you can't summon memes. Happycat can, though.\r\n\r\nA figure appears of... Godhead Pickle Inspector?

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted August 14, '10 6:14am UTC

on a techically i've been using memes...

just for fun, DANCE WATER DANCE! *10000 water clones of me appears along with a 10 second timer*

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted August 14, '10 9:48pm UTC

I summon a dragon and ride it.

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TheAKGuy

995 posts

Nomad

Posted August 15, '10 4:35am UTC

I say many thanks to him. I then also give him more stuff. When he accepts it, I ask, "So just a favor, but can you summon a meme for me?" "I mean, if you have time." I walk away humbly...

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted August 15, '10 2:55pm UTC

Basement Cat
HP: 186,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Minion Summoning Drain
HP: 5000
Talents: Summons Minions

Basement Minionx1
HP: 100
Talents: Power in numbers
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 187,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

Drill Cat Nest
HP: 2500
Talents: Undergrounded

Drill Catx1
HP: 200
Talents: Burrowing
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Godhead Pickle Inspector
HP: 1
Talents: Utter Godliness
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic

Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic

TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 10,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.

SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.

@sonicheroes95: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! You do 10,000 damage to each god-act and critical damage to every other enemy!

Also, "Totally Insane" increases your memetic influence sizably.

@TheAKGuy: Happycat takes your offer. He then summons Tank Cat and pilots it.

Happycat shells Longcat and Tacgnol! they are now memetically unfavorable!

Basement Cat starts summoning minions from a drain!

Ceiling Cat creates a Drill Cat nest in the ground!

Basement Cat\r\nHP: 186,000\r\nStatus: Growling down Ceiling Cat.\r\nTalents: Mementic Mutation\r\n         Lolcat of all darkness\r\n         Devil's Charm\r\n         Soul Eater\r\n\r\nMinion Summoning Drain\r\nHP: 5000\r\nTalents: Summons Minions\r\n\r\nBasement Minionx1\r\nHP: 100\r\nTalents: Power in numbers\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nCeiling Cat\r\nHP: 187,000\r\nStatus: Fondly regarding creation\r\nTalents: Memetic Mutation\r\n         He watches your secret times\r\n         Undeniable Creativity\r\n         Legions of Minions\r\n\r\nDrill Cat Nest\r\nHP: 2500\r\nTalents: Undergrounded\r\n\r\nDrill Catx1\r\nHP: 200\r\nTalents: Burrowing\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nGodhead Pickle Inspector\r\nHP: 1\r\nTalents: Utter Godliness\r\n-----------------------------------------------------------------\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Power Fantastic\r\n         Totally insane\r\n\r\nThaAKGuy\r\nHP: 9,000\r\nTalents: Sniper\r\n         Psionic\r\n\r\nDarkfire45 on a Dragon!\r\nHP: 30,000\r\nTalents: Medical Expertise\r\n         Dragonic\r\n\r\nTankCat piloted by Happycat\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.\r\n\r\nSirNoobalot\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Apparently, none.\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! You do 10,000 damage to each god-act and critical damage to every other enemy!\r\n\r\nAlso, "Totally Insane" increases your memetic influence sizably.\r\n\r\n@TheAKGuy: Happycat takes your offer. He then summons Tank Cat and pilots it.\r\n\r\nHappycat shells Longcat and Tacgnol! they are now memetically unfavorable!\r\n\r\nBasement Cat starts summoning minions from a drain!\r\n\r\nCeiling Cat creates a Drill Cat nest in the ground!

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TheAKGuy

995 posts

Nomad

Posted August 15, '10 3:19pm UTC

I try to ask Happycat, (Showering him with gifts of course) "Who is pickle godhead inspector?"

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th3whiterabbit

31 posts

Nomad

Posted August 15, '10 4:54pm UTC

i call in chuck norris. problem solved

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted August 15, '10 5:09pm UTC

Basement Cat
HP: 186,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Minion Summoning Drain
HP: 5000
Talents: Summons Minions

Basement Minionx1
HP: 100
Talents: Power in numbers
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 187,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

Drill Cat Nest
HP: 2500
Talents: Undergrounded

Drill Catx1
HP: 200
Talents: Burrowing
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic

Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic

TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 10,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.

SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.
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@TheAKGuy: Happycat responds: "Dead!" *Boom!*

@th3whiterabbit: Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat easily destroy Chuck Norris. Problem still exists.

Basement Cat\r\nHP: 186,000\r\nStatus: Growling down Ceiling Cat.\r\nTalents: Mementic Mutation\r\n         Lolcat of all darkness\r\n         Devil's Charm\r\n         Soul Eater\r\n\r\nMinion Summoning Drain\r\nHP: 5000\r\nTalents: Summons Minions\r\n\r\nBasement Minionx1\r\nHP: 100\r\nTalents: Power in numbers\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nCeiling Cat\r\nHP: 187,000\r\nStatus: Fondly regarding creation\r\nTalents: Memetic Mutation\r\n         He watches your secret times\r\n         Undeniable Creativity\r\n         Legions of Minions\r\n\r\nDrill Cat Nest\r\nHP: 2500\r\nTalents: Undergrounded\r\n\r\nDrill Catx1\r\nHP: 200\r\nTalents: Burrowing\r\n-----------------------------------------------------------------\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Power Fantastic\r\n         Totally insane\r\n\r\nThaAKGuy\r\nHP: 9,000\r\nTalents: Sniper\r\n         Psionic\r\n\r\nDarkfire45 on a Dragon!\r\nHP: 30,000\r\nTalents: Medical Expertise\r\n         Dragonic\r\n\r\nTankCat piloted by Happycat\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.\r\n\r\nSirNoobalot\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Apparently, none.\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n@TheAKGuy: Happycat responds: "Dead!" *Boom!*\r\n\r\n\r\n@th3whiterabbit: Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat easily destroy Chuck Norris. Problem still exists.

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted August 15, '10 8:06pm UTC

maybe i can get something with this... i try to summon the keyblades "oblivion" and "oathkeeper"

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TheAKGuy

995 posts

Nomad

Posted August 16, '10 3:38am UTC

I shower him with gifts for his answer. I then ask Happycat if he can kill Basement Cat, you know, if he has time... I shower him with more gifts.

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted August 16, '10 5:52am UTC

I use my dragon to send a huge fireball at the Minion Summoning Drain.

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted August 16, '10 8:11pm UTC

Basement Cat
HP: 185,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Minion Summoning Drain
HP: 5000
Talents: Summons Minions
fire resistance

Basement Minionx2
HP: 400
Talents: Power in numbers
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 184,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

Drill Cat Nest
HP: 2500
Talents: Undergrounded

Drill Catx12
HP: 400
Talents: Burrowing
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic

Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic

TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 10,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.

SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.
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@sonicheroes95: Looks like the over-use of water clones has drained your Kingdom Hearts ability gauge. But don't worry, there's THOUSANDS of other video game summons to use...

@TheAKGuy: Happycat tells you to stop being his servant and go do something useful. He then starts shelling Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat.

@Darkfire45: It hits, but the water reduces the damage to 100.

The drain and the nest spawn! Minions now have 200 HP Each!

The shelling does 1000 damage to BC and CC!

Basement Cat uses Bite on Ceiling Cat! It's super effective! 2000 damage.

Ceiling Cat flinched!

Basement Cat\r\nHP: 185,000\r\nStatus: Growling down Ceiling Cat.\r\nTalents: Mementic Mutation\r\n         Lolcat of all darkness\r\n         Devil's Charm\r\n         Soul Eater\r\n\r\nMinion Summoning Drain\r\nHP: 5000\r\nTalents: Summons Minions\r\n         fire resistance\r\n\r\nBasement Minionx2\r\nHP: 400\r\nTalents: Power in numbers\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nCeiling Cat\r\nHP: 184,000\r\nStatus: Fondly regarding creation\r\nTalents: Memetic Mutation\r\n         He watches your secret times\r\n         Undeniable Creativity\r\n         Legions of Minions\r\n\r\nDrill Cat Nest\r\nHP: 2500\r\nTalents: Undergrounded\r\n\r\nDrill Catx12\r\nHP: 400\r\nTalents: Burrowing\r\n-----------------------------------------------------------------\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Power Fantastic\r\n         Totally insane\r\n\r\nThaAKGuy\r\nHP: 9,000\r\nTalents: Sniper\r\n         Psionic\r\n\r\nDarkfire45 on a Dragon!\r\nHP: 30,000\r\nTalents: Medical Expertise\r\n         Dragonic\r\n\r\nTankCat piloted by Happycat\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.\r\n\r\nSirNoobalot\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Apparently, none.\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: Looks like the over-use of water clones has drained your Kingdom Hearts ability gauge. But don't worry, there's THOUSANDS of other video game summons to use...\r\n\r\n@TheAKGuy: Happycat tells you to stop being his servant and go do something useful. He then starts shelling Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat.\r\n\r\n@Darkfire45: It hits, but the water reduces the damage to 100.\r\n\r\nThe drain and the nest spawn! Minions now have 200 HP Each!\r\n\r\nThe shelling does 1000 damage to BC and CC!\r\n\r\nBasement Cat uses Bite on Ceiling Cat! It's super effective! 2000 damage.\r\n\r\nCeiling Cat flinched!

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted August 16, '10 8:55pm UTC

*takes out a pokeball* lucario i choose you! *level 101 lucario comes out* use forcepalm on BC

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted August 16, '10 10:16pm UTC

I send a triple fireball at the Basement minions.

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