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The idea is simple: You have an objective. complete it.
This is what to look for in an update/start post:
Objective:
Target name(s):
Completion value:
Player status:
Target status:
Helpful Information:
Opposition:
(turn update area)
For example:
Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]!
Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A
Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi.
Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns)
Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn)
Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base!
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Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank!
Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank
Completion Value: 100/100 HP
Player Status: N/A
Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage)
Opposition: N/A
i steal basement cat's litter box and destroy it! also summon wall cat to make sure basement kitteh stays in the basement!
Gold - Squire
Flag
Basement Cat
HP: 196,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater
Tacgnol
HP: 74,000
Talents: Ssengnooooool
Allizhettik
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 197,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions
Longcat
HP: 75,000
Talents: Loooooongness
Kittehzilla
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Godhead Pickle Inspector
HP: Infinite^9001
Talents: Utter Godliness
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic
Darkfire45
HP: 10,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Happycat
HP: Infinite
Talents: True god of Lolcats
SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.
@sonicheroes95: What, you mean like Basement Cat is doing? While he's distracted by the combo, Ceiling Cat continues the slaughter.
You do 1000 damage!
@SirNoobalot: What Litterbox?
Anyway, you can't summon memes. Happycat can, though.
A figure appears of... Godhead Pickle Inspector?
on a techically i've been using memes...
just for fun, DANCE WATER DANCE! *10000 water clones of me appears along with a 10 second timer*
I say many thanks to him. I then also give him more stuff. When he accepts it, I ask, "So just a favor, but can you summon a meme for me?" "I mean, if you have time." I walk away humbly...
Basement Cat
HP: 186,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater
Minion Summoning Drain
HP: 5000
Talents: Summons Minions
Basement Minionx1
HP: 100
Talents: Power in numbers
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 187,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions
Drill Cat Nest
HP: 2500
Talents: Undergrounded
Drill Catx1
HP: 200
Talents: Burrowing
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Godhead Pickle Inspector
HP: 1
Talents: Utter Godliness
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic
Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic
TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 10,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.
SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.
@sonicheroes95: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! You do 10,000 damage to each god-act and critical damage to every other enemy!
Also, "Totally Insane" increases your memetic influence sizably.
@TheAKGuy: Happycat takes your offer. He then summons Tank Cat and pilots it.
Happycat shells Longcat and Tacgnol! they are now memetically unfavorable!
Basement Cat starts summoning minions from a drain!
Ceiling Cat creates a Drill Cat nest in the ground!
I try to ask Happycat, (Showering him with gifts of course) "Who is pickle godhead inspector?"
Basement Cat
HP: 186,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater
Minion Summoning Drain
HP: 5000
Talents: Summons Minions
Basement Minionx1
HP: 100
Talents: Power in numbers
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 187,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions
Drill Cat Nest
HP: 2500
Talents: Undergrounded
Drill Catx1
HP: 200
Talents: Burrowing
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic
Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic
TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 10,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.
SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.
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@TheAKGuy: Happycat responds: "Dead!" *Boom!*
@th3whiterabbit: Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat easily destroy Chuck Norris. Problem still exists.
maybe i can get something with this... i try to summon the keyblades "oblivion" and "oathkeeper"
I shower him with gifts for his answer. I then ask Happycat if he can kill Basement Cat, you know, if he has time... I shower him with more gifts.
I use my dragon to send a huge fireball at the Minion Summoning Drain.
Basement Cat
HP: 185,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater
Minion Summoning Drain
HP: 5000
Talents: Summons Minions
fire resistance
Basement Minionx2
HP: 400
Talents: Power in numbers
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 184,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions
Drill Cat Nest
HP: 2500
Talents: Undergrounded
Drill Catx12
HP: 400
Talents: Burrowing
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic
Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic
TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 10,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.
SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.
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@sonicheroes95: Looks like the over-use of water clones has drained your Kingdom Hearts ability gauge. But don't worry, there's THOUSANDS of other video game summons to use...
@TheAKGuy: Happycat tells you to stop being his servant and go do something useful. He then starts shelling Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat.
@Darkfire45: It hits, but the water reduces the damage to 100.
The drain and the nest spawn! Minions now have 200 HP Each!
The shelling does 1000 damage to BC and CC!
Basement Cat uses Bite on Ceiling Cat! It's super effective! 2000 damage.
Ceiling Cat flinched!
*takes out a pokeball* lucario i choose you! *level 101 lucario comes out* use forcepalm on BC
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