For example: Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]! Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi. Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns) Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn) Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base! ------------------------------------------------------------------
Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank! Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank Completion Value: 100/100 HP Player Status: N/A Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage) Opposition: N/A
Basement Cat HP: 199,500 Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat. Talents: Mementic Mutation Lolcat of all darkness Devil's Charm Soul Eater
Ninja Cat HP: 500 Talents: Kitjitsu
Darth Cat HP: 1500 Talents: Basement side of the Lolz ------------------------------------------------------------------ Ceiling Cat HP: 199,500 Status: Fondly regarding creation Talents: Memetic Mutation He watches your secret times Undeniable Creativity Legions of Minions
Obama cat HP: 1500 Talents: Democratic
Yo Dawg guy HP: 500 Talents: Yo dawg! ------------------------------------------------------------------ sonicheroes95 HP: 10,000 Talents: Power Fantastic Totally insane
ThaAKGuy HP: 10,000 Talents: Sniper Psionic
Darkfire45 HP: 10,000 Talents: Medical Expertise
@sonicheroes95: Scouter power! 500 damage to BC and CC!
@TheAKGuy: Unfortunately, only godly level Lolcats can summon Lolcats. However, Basement Cat summons Ninja Cat and Darth Cat, while Ceiling Cat summons Obama Cat and the Yo Dawg Guy.
@Darkfire45: The Cannon does nothing to Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat, but hurts the minions for 500 each!
hmpt, i wanna play with cards. *plays a stop 9 and 2 way to the dawn 9s* (aka lethal flame, which is time freezing me slashing the sucker 10 times then time unfreezing with the sucker taking 1 slash a second)
I take my sniper, and go behind a couch. Before I snipe, I remember something. I get some canned cat food and I set a trap, my sniper shooting the cat whenever he eats. But when he does, it, it- JAMS! (Darn, need to get a better sniper) I then recieve the sniper and walk away in shame, tring to plan the next move. That's when I see sonic. I still shout, "HEY, YOU OWE ME!" (A better sniper would be good.) After all that, I say to Happycat, "Is this punishment?" He says yes and slaps me again. I ask for his help, since I have been punished enough. I offer him all the cat food and cheesburgers I can find.
