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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted July 5, '10 11:28pm UTC

The idea is simple: You have an objective. complete it.

This is what to look for in an update/start post:

Objective:
Target name(s):
Completion value:
Player status:
Target status:
Helpful Information:
Opposition:
(turn update area)

For example:
Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]!
Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A
Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi.
Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns)
Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn)
Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC

PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...

PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!

OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base!
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Lets start simple:

Objective: Destroy the Tank!
Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank
Completion Value: 100/100 HP
Player Status: N/A
Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage)
Opposition: N/A

The idea is simple: You have an objective. complete it.\r\n\r\nThis is what to look for in an update/start post:\r\n\r\nObjective:\r\nTarget name(s):\r\nCompletion value:\r\nPlayer status:\r\nTarget status:\r\nHelpful Information:\r\nOpposition:\r\n(turn update area)\r\n\r\nFor example:\r\nObjective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]!\r\nTarget Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A\r\nCompletion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi.\r\nPlayer Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns)\r\nTarget Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn)\r\nOpposition: OpA, OpB, OpC\r\n\r\nPlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...\r\n\r\nPlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!\r\n\r\nOpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base!\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nLets start simple:\r\n\r\nObjective: Destroy the Tank!\r\nTarget Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank\r\nCompletion Value: 100/100 HP\r\nPlayer Status: N/A\r\nTarget Status: Unwary (Extra Damage)\r\nOpposition: N/A

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted August 12, '10 7:05am UTC

I fire a cannon to scare them.

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted August 12, '10 6:12pm UTC

Basement Cat
HP: 199,500
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Ninja Cat
HP: 500
Talents: Kitjitsu

Darth Cat
HP: 1500
Talents: Basement side of the Lolz
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 199,500
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

Obama cat
HP: 1500
Talents: Democratic

Yo Dawg guy
HP: 500
Talents: Yo dawg!
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane

ThaAKGuy
HP: 10,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic

Darkfire45
HP: 10,000
Talents: Medical Expertise

@sonicheroes95: Scouter power! 500 damage to BC and CC!

@TheAKGuy: Unfortunately, only godly level Lolcats can summon Lolcats. However, Basement Cat summons Ninja Cat and Darth Cat, while Ceiling Cat summons Obama Cat and the Yo Dawg Guy.

@Darkfire45: The Cannon does nothing to Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat, but hurts the minions for 500 each!

Basement Cat\r\nHP: 199,500\r\nStatus: Growling down Ceiling Cat.\r\nTalents: Mementic Mutation\r\n         Lolcat of all darkness\r\n         Devil's Charm\r\n         Soul Eater\r\n\r\nNinja Cat\r\nHP: 500\r\nTalents: Kitjitsu\r\n\r\nDarth Cat\r\nHP: 1500\r\nTalents: Basement side of the Lolz\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nCeiling Cat\r\nHP: 199,500\r\nStatus: Fondly regarding creation\r\nTalents: Memetic Mutation\r\n         He watches your secret times\r\n         Undeniable Creativity\r\n         Legions of Minions\r\n\r\nObama cat\r\nHP: 1500\r\nTalents: Democratic\r\n\r\nYo Dawg guy\r\nHP: 500\r\nTalents: Yo dawg!\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Power Fantastic\r\n         Totally insane\r\n\r\nThaAKGuy\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Sniper\r\n         Psionic\r\n\r\nDarkfire45\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Medical Expertise\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: Scouter power! 500 damage to BC and CC!\r\n\r\n@TheAKGuy: Unfortunately, only godly level Lolcats can summon Lolcats. However, Basement Cat summons Ninja Cat and Darth Cat, while Ceiling Cat summons Obama Cat and the Yo Dawg Guy.\r\n\r\n@Darkfire45: The Cannon does nothing to Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat, but hurts the minions for 500 each!

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TheAKGuy

995 posts

Nomad

Posted August 12, '10 9:50pm UTC

I take my sniper and go out, trying to kill them all, firing like Sylvester Stalone in "Rambo".

Oh, and you're using a spinoff of lolcats, right?

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted August 12, '10 10:08pm UTC

DANCE WATER DANCE! *summons 10 water clones of me and has them all attack BC*

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted August 12, '10 11:57pm UTC

Basement Cat
HP: 199,500
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Tacgnol
HP: 75,000
Talents: Ssengnooooool
Allizhettik
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 199,500
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

Longcat
HP: 75,000
Talents: Loooooongness
Kittehzilla
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Happycat
HP: Infinite
Talents: True god of Lolcats
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane

ThaAKGuy
HP: 10,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic

Darkfire45
HP: 10,000
Talents: Medical Expertise

@sonicheroes95: Unfortunately, Basement Cat easily passes the 10 clone time trial. Sora may fall for that, but Basement Cat has Colossus Lazorz.

@TheAKGuy: Dude, I'm pretty sure those were machineguns. But anyways, You do 2000 damage to Every meme.

Ceiling Cat summons Longcat!

Basement Cat summons Tacgnol!

Happycat appeared!

Basement Cat\r\nHP: 199,500\r\nStatus: Growling down Ceiling Cat.\r\nTalents: Mementic Mutation\r\n         Lolcat of all darkness\r\n         Devil's Charm\r\n         Soul Eater\r\n\r\nTacgnol\r\nHP: 75,000\r\nTalents: Ssengnooooool\r\n         Allizhettik\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nCeiling Cat\r\nHP: 199,500\r\nStatus: Fondly regarding creation\r\nTalents: Memetic Mutation\r\n         He watches your secret times\r\n         Undeniable Creativity\r\n         Legions of Minions\r\n\r\nLongcat\r\nHP: 75,000\r\nTalents: Loooooongness\r\n         Kittehzilla\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nHappycat\r\nHP: Infinite\r\nTalents: True god of Lolcats\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Power Fantastic\r\n         Totally insane\r\n\r\nThaAKGuy\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Sniper\r\n         Psionic\r\n\r\nDarkfire45\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Medical Expertise\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: Unfortunately, Basement Cat easily passes the 10 clone time trial. Sora may fall for that, but Basement Cat has Colossus Lazorz.\r\n\r\n@TheAKGuy: Dude, I'm pretty sure those were machineguns. But anyways, You do 2000 damage to Every meme.\r\n\r\nCeiling Cat summons Longcat!\r\n\r\nBasement Cat summons Tacgnol!\r\n\r\nHappycat appeared!

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TheAKGuy

995 posts

Nomad

Posted August 13, '10 12:27am UTC

I try to sway Happycat to help us with infinite memes of lolcats I got off the internet.

I wantz youz to helpz mez Happycatz! Also, canz I havez teh cheezburgerz?

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted August 13, '10 12:43am UTC

grrr long as i don't have a pair of swords all's end is worthless... and most of my limits are anyway with out a sword...

lets try this... DANCE WATER DANCE! *100 water clones of me appears with a 20 second timer*(have fun)

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted August 13, '10 12:51am UTC

Basement Cat
HP: 199,500
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Tacgnol
HP: 75,000
Talents: Ssengnooooool
Allizhettik
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 199,500
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

Longcat
HP: 75,000
Talents: Loooooongness
Kittehzilla
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Happycat
HP: Infinite
Talents: True god of Lolcats
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,500
Talents: Sniper
Psionic

Darkfire45
HP: 10,000
Talents: Medical Expertise

@TheAKGuy: Happycat slaps you in the face for 500 damage for your bad Lolcattish.

@sonicheroes95: You can has swords, as long as they're 12 feet long.

Unfortunately, Ceiling Cat can handle that with his AoE bomb. You gotta do something that even he can handle... and annoy Vegeta too.

Basement Cat\r\nHP: 199,500\r\nStatus: Growling down Ceiling Cat.\r\nTalents: Mementic Mutation\r\n         Lolcat of all darkness\r\n         Devil's Charm\r\n         Soul Eater\r\n\r\nTacgnol\r\nHP: 75,000\r\nTalents: Ssengnooooool\r\n         Allizhettik\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nCeiling Cat\r\nHP: 199,500\r\nStatus: Fondly regarding creation\r\nTalents: Memetic Mutation\r\n         He watches your secret times\r\n         Undeniable Creativity\r\n         Legions of Minions\r\n\r\nLongcat\r\nHP: 75,000\r\nTalents: Loooooongness\r\n         Kittehzilla\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nHappycat\r\nHP: Infinite\r\nTalents: True god of Lolcats\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Power Fantastic\r\n         Totally insane\r\n\r\nThaAKGuy\r\nHP: 9,500\r\nTalents: Sniper\r\n         Psionic\r\n\r\nDarkfire45\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Medical Expertise\r\n\r\n@TheAKGuy: Happycat slaps you in the face for 500 damage for your bad Lolcattish.\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: You can has swords, as long as they're 12 feet long.\r\n\r\nUnfortunately, Ceiling Cat can handle that with his AoE bomb. You gotta do something that even he can handle... and annoy Vegeta too.

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted August 13, '10 12:59am UTC

12 feet long? why does that sound like a BFS...(BFG but replace gun with sword)

how about i use a keyblade instead. *summons the keyblade "kingdom key"*

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted August 13, '10 5:43am UTC

I charge my rasegan before using it on Tacgnol.

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted August 13, '10 6:20pm UTC

Basement Cat
HP: 197,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Tacgnol
HP: 74,000
Talents: Ssengnooooool
Allizhettik
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 197,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

Longcat
HP: 75,000
Talents: Loooooongness
Kittehzilla
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Happycat
HP: Infinite
Talents: True god of Lolcats
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,500
Talents: Sniper
Psionic

Darkfire45
HP: 10,000
Talents: Medical Expertise

@sonicheroes95: Sorry, that's Sora's blunt weapon. You do get your Way to the Dawn solar heated sword.

@Darkfire45: Whatever that is, it does 1000 damage to Tacgnol.

Ceiling Cat and basement Cat claw each other for 2500 damage!

Basement Cat\r\nHP: 197,000\r\nStatus: Growling down Ceiling Cat.\r\nTalents: Mementic Mutation\r\n         Lolcat of all darkness\r\n         Devil's Charm\r\n         Soul Eater\r\n\r\nTacgnol\r\nHP: 74,000\r\nTalents: Ssengnooooool\r\n         Allizhettik\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nCeiling Cat\r\nHP: 197,000\r\nStatus: Fondly regarding creation\r\nTalents: Memetic Mutation\r\n         He watches your secret times\r\n         Undeniable Creativity\r\n         Legions of Minions\r\n\r\nLongcat\r\nHP: 75,000\r\nTalents: Loooooongness\r\n         Kittehzilla\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nHappycat\r\nHP: Infinite\r\nTalents: True god of Lolcats\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Power Fantastic\r\n         Totally insane\r\n\r\nThaAKGuy\r\nHP: 9,500\r\nTalents: Sniper\r\n         Psionic\r\n\r\nDarkfire45\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Medical Expertise\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: Sorry, that's Sora's blunt weapon. You do get your Way to the Dawn solar heated sword.\r\n\r\n@Darkfire45: Whatever that is, it does 1000 damage to Tacgnol.\r\n\r\nCeiling Cat and basement Cat claw each other for 2500 damage!

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted August 13, '10 6:41pm UTC

... isn't way to the dawn riku's keyblade?

hmpt, i wanna play with cards. *plays a stop 9 and 2 way to the dawn 9s* (aka lethal flame, which is time freezing me slashing the sucker 10 times then time unfreezing with the sucker taking 1 slash a second)

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TheAKGuy

995 posts

Nomad

Posted August 13, '10 10:15pm UTC

I take my sniper, and go behind a couch. Before I snipe, I remember something. I get some canned cat food and I set a trap, my sniper shooting the cat whenever he eats. But when he does, it, it- JAMS! (Darn, need to get a better sniper) I then recieve the sniper and walk away in shame, tring to plan the next move. That's when I see sonic. I still shout, "HEY, YOU OWE ME!" (A better sniper would be good.) After all that, I say to Happycat, "Is this punishment?" He says yes and slaps me again. I ask for his help, since I have been punished enough. I offer him all the cat food and cheesburgers I can find.

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted August 13, '10 10:46pm UTC

Basement Cat
HP: 197,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Tacgnol
HP: 74,000
Talents: Ssengnooooool
Allizhettik
------------------------------------------------------------------
Ceiling Cat
HP: 197,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

Longcat
HP: 75,000
Talents: Loooooongness
Kittehzilla
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sonicheroes95
HP: 10,000
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Psionic

Darkfire45
HP: 10,000
Talents: Medical Expertise

Happycat
HP: Infinite
Talents: True god of Lolcats

@sonicheroes95: In normal continuity, ys. But this is CtO continuity. That's a different sword.

Second, you need a target for your Chain of Memories sequence.

Third, You still owe TheAKGuy!

@TheAKGuy: First, have you considered trying your hand at writing a story of your own?

Second, Happycat is immortal, but his slap still does 500 damage.

Thirdly, Happycat has now swayed to your side! You may now issue commands. Note: He can do just about anything.

Basement Cat\r\nHP: 197,000\r\nStatus: Growling down Ceiling Cat.\r\nTalents: Mementic Mutation\r\n         Lolcat of all darkness\r\n         Devil's Charm\r\n         Soul Eater\r\n\r\nTacgnol\r\nHP: 74,000\r\nTalents: Ssengnooooool\r\n         Allizhettik\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nCeiling Cat\r\nHP: 197,000\r\nStatus: Fondly regarding creation\r\nTalents: Memetic Mutation\r\n         He watches your secret times\r\n         Undeniable Creativity\r\n         Legions of Minions\r\n\r\nLongcat\r\nHP: 75,000\r\nTalents: Loooooongness\r\n         Kittehzilla\r\n----------------------------------\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Power Fantastic\r\n         Totally insane\r\n\r\nThaAKGuy\r\nHP: 9,000\r\nTalents: Sniper\r\n         Psionic\r\n\r\nDarkfire45\r\nHP: 10,000\r\nTalents: Medical Expertise\r\n\r\nHappycat\r\nHP: Infinite\r\nTalents: True god of Lolcats\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: In normal continuity, ys. But this is CtO continuity. That's a different sword.\r\n\r\nSecond, you need a target for your Chain of Memories sequence. \r\n\r\nThird, You still owe TheAKGuy!\r\n\r\n@TheAKGuy: First, have you considered trying your hand at writing a story of your own?\r\n\r\nSecond, Happycat is immortal, but his slap still does 500 damage.\r\n\r\nThirdly, Happycat has now swayed to your side! You may now issue commands. Note: He can do just about anything.

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted August 13, '10 10:48pm UTC

fine, i target BC... and here's sone free advice, kill a dragon for no reason, and i'm around, and i will unleash hell.

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