For example: Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]! Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi. Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns) Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn) Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base! ------------------------------------------------------------------
Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank! Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank Completion Value: 100/100 HP Player Status: N/A Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage) Opposition: N/A
@CommanderDude7: You use teh Disco Inferno (Burn baby Burn!) dance to throw fire at the disco cats! However, they dance to Stayin' Alive! Damage is negated!
@sonicheroes95: Lucario Return restores 100 Poke power! You use up the Mario, Sonic and DBZ gauges to do 50,000 damage to both Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat! Disco Cats are immune due to Stayin' Alive, while Rave Cats are immune to fire attacks! (Yes, I saw the clip)
@SirNoobalot: Sir Meowington summon! 5,000 to Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat! Dimension Warp failed.
@TheAKGuy: You successfully summon four.
@Darkfire45: The Rave cats use Pop Music Power! They use Smooth Criminal! They steal your minigun!
I try to convince Happycat to give my Starcraft back with my memetical powers. I then use my memetical powers to get a cat that airdrops anything that Happycat needs, and ue this as my offering. Please, Happycat?
@sonicheroes95: You essentially have the effect of taking an aspirin when you have the opposite of a headache.
@TheAKGuy: Unfortunately, Happycat has no control over the Archives. That's my job, as well as managing the event and taking remote commands. However, thanks for the bribe. I'll transfer additional power to your games of choice as soon as possible.