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Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
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The idea is simple: You have an objective. complete it.

This is what to look for in an update/start post:

Objective:
Target name(s):
Completion value:
Player status:
Target status:
Helpful Information:
Opposition:
(turn update area)

For example:
Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]!
Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A
Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi.
Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns)
Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn)
Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC

PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...

PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!

OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base!
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Lets start simple:

Objective: Destroy the Tank!
Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank
Completion Value: 100/100 HP
Player Status: N/A
Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage)
Opposition: N/A

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Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Basement Cat
HP: 184,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Disco Ball
HP: 9001
Talents: Disco Forever!

Disco Cat Horde
HP: 25,000
Talents: DANCE!!!!

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Ceiling Cat
HP: 184,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

DJ Cat + DJ Turntables


Rave Cat Horde
HP: 25,000
Talents: DANCE!!!!
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sonicheroes95
HP: 9,700
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
Game Powers Active:
Pokemon: 750/1000

LV 101 Lucario!
HP: 1180
Steel/Fighting Type

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Happy Memetic
Game Powers Active:
Starcraft: 450/500
Meme: 1800/2000

Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic
Game Powers Active:
Generic: 990/1000
Cartoon: 400/500

TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 15,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.
Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)

Sniper Cat
HP: 500
Talents: One shot, One kill

SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.
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@Commanderdude7: You end up losing the mech suit, but depopularize all of the extraneous minions!

@sonicheroes95: Unfortunately, you don't have an Electvire.

Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat summon Disco Balls! 50 Rave Cats show up for each!

CommanderDude7
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CommanderDude7
4,689 posts
Nomad

I challenge those funky felines to a dance battle. Burn baby burn disco inferno!

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant
SirNoobalot
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SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
Nomad

have Happy Cat summon Sir Meowington to lance basement cat into a different dimension.

TheAKGuy
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TheAKGuy
995 posts
Nomad

I try to summon a suicide bomber cat.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I grab a minigun and shoot the hell out of those Disco Cats.

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Basement Cat
HP: 129,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Disco Ball
HP: 9001
Talents: Disco Forever!

Disco Cat Horde
HP: 25,000
Talents: DANCE!!!!

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Ceiling Cat
HP: 129,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

DJ Cat + DJ Turntables

Rave Cat Horde
HP: 25,000
Talents: DANCE!!!!
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CommanderDude7
HP: 15,000
Talents: Commander
Dance Attack

sonicheroes95
HP: 9,700
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
Game Powers Active:
Pokemon: 850/1000

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Happy Memetic
Game Powers Active:
Starcraft: 450/500
Meme: 1600/2000

Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic
Game Powers Active:
Generic: 990/1000
Cartoon: 400/500

TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 15,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.
Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)

Sniper Cat
HP: 500
Talents: One shot, One kill

Suicide Bomber Catsx4
Damage: 8000
Talents: One usage only

SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.
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@CommanderDude7: You use teh Disco Inferno (Burn baby Burn!) dance to throw fire at the disco cats! However, they dance to Stayin' Alive! Damage is negated!

@sonicheroes95: Lucario Return restores 100 Poke power! You use up the Mario, Sonic and DBZ gauges to do 50,000 damage to both Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat! Disco Cats are immune due to Stayin' Alive, while Rave Cats are immune to fire attacks! (Yes, I saw the clip)

@SirNoobalot: Sir Meowington summon! 5,000 to Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat! Dimension Warp failed.

@TheAKGuy: You successfully summon four.

@Darkfire45: The Rave cats use Pop Music Power! They use Smooth Criminal! They steal your minigun!

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

hmm... i use an ether on my self to see what happens.

TheAKGuy
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TheAKGuy
995 posts
Nomad

I try to convince Happycat to give my Starcraft back with my memetical powers. I then use my memetical powers to get a cat that airdrops anything that Happycat needs, and ue this as my offering. Please, Happycat?

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Basement Cat
HP: 129,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Disco Ball
HP: 9001
Talents: Disco Forever!

Disco Cat Horde
HP: 25,000
Talents: DANCE!!!!

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Ceiling Cat
HP: 129,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

DJ Cat + DJ Turntables

Rave Cat Horde
HP: 25,000
Talents: DANCE!!!!
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CommanderDude7
HP: 15,000
Talents: Commander
Dance Attack

sonicheroes95
HP: 9,700
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
Game Powers Active:
Pokemon: 850/1000

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Happy Memetic
Game Powers Active:
Starcraft: 1450/1500
Meme: 1600/2000

Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic
Game Powers Active:
Generic: 990/1000
Cartoon: 400/500

TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 15,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.
Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)

Sniper Cat
HP: 500
Talents: One shot, One kill

Suicide Bomber Catsx4
Damage: 8000
Talents: One usage only

SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.
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@sonicheroes95: You essentially have the effect of taking an aspirin when you have the opposite of a headache.

@TheAKGuy: Unfortunately, Happycat has no control over the Archives. That's my job, as well as managing the event and taking remote commands. However, thanks for the bribe. I'll transfer additional power to your games of choice as soon as possible.

locoace3
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locoace3
15,053 posts
Nomad

teamkill some random person D:!

SirNoobalot
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SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
Nomad

Talents: Apparently, none.

Rofl! that not very nice XD

ask ceiling cat and/or happy cat for a ninja riding a unicorn... with a cherry on top ( of the pwease), and offer worship as mah tribute.
SirNoobalot
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SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
Nomad

oh and what happened to Sir Meowington D:!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I take out my ninja stars and send them at the Disco cats.

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Basement Cat
HP: 127,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater

Disco Ball
HP: 9001
Talents: Disco Forever!

Disco Cat Horde
HP: 45,000
Talents: DANCE!!!!

------------------------------------------------------------------
Ceiling Cat
HP: 127,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions

DJ Cat + DJ Turntables

Rave Cat Horde
HP: 50,000
Talents: DANCE!!!!
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CommanderDude7
HP: 15,000
Talents: Commander
Dance Attack

sonicheroes95
HP: 9,700
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
Game Powers Active:
Pokemon: 850/1000

ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Happy Memetic
Game Powers Active:
Starcraft: 1450/1500
Meme: 1600/2000

Darkfire45 on a Dragon!
HP: 30,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Dragonic
Game Powers Active:
Generic: 990/1000
Cartoon: 400/500

TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 15,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.
Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)

Sniper Cat
HP: 500
Talents: One shot, One kill

Suicide Bomber Catsx4
Damage: 8000
Talents: One usage only

SirNoobalot
HP: 10,000
Talents: Apparently, none.

locoace3
HP: Dead for 4 posts
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@locoace: Sniper Cat spots your gambit and puts a bullet in your brain! Revive in 4 turns.

@SirNoobalot: We're at our limit of extras. New HC summons are an attack as opposed to a continuous.

But, since Lucario was withdrawn, you get the Ninja! With a Nangita! Riding a Unicorn? Okay, NO! Attack only for that!
2000 damage!

@Darkfire45: You successfully reveal 5 of the cats that Disco is dead, but the other 20 auto-dodge!

Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat dance! Dance cats double!

Disco Cats use Disco Inferno! It does nothing!

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