For example: Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]! Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi. Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns) Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn) Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base! ------------------------------------------------------------------
Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank! Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank Completion Value: 100/100 HP Player Status: N/A Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage) Opposition: N/A
Well, I try to fill up my gages. I then summon a Kylelolcat lolcat in homage to you. I then order the suicide cats to attack the ravcat horde. I then tell Kylelolcat lolcat to attack the Basement Cat.
Darkfire45 on a Dragon! HP: 35,000 Talents: Medical Expertise Dragonic Game Powers Active: Generic: 990/1000 Cartoon: 400/500
TankCat piloted by Happycat HP: 20,000 Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT. Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)
Sniper Cat HP: 5500 Talents: One shot, One kill
SirNoobalot HP: 15,000 Talents: Apparently, none.
locoace3 HP: Dead for 4 posts -------------------------------------------------------------------
@sonicheroes95: Let's see... Pokemon is a pretty powerful game type with all of the Legendaries, probably stronger than Sonic or DBZ... Hmmm... Looks like we can convert 850 Pokemon power into 638 power for DBZ and Sonic. Accept?
@TheAKGuy: Unfortunately, nobody has enough power to summon an OP cat. However, you can afford a Doom Marine Cat. Meanwhile, the SB cats troll out 8000 Rave Cats! They do, however, get banned.
Happycat uses Stereo Mode! He uses Classical Music! Ode to Joy activated! Everyone gets healed up due to the super happiness!
Darkfire45 HP: 15,000 Talents: Medical Expertise Game Powers Active: Generic: 990/1000 Cartoon: 400/500 Bleach: 3000/3000
TankCat piloted by Happycat HP: 20,000 Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT. Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)
Sniper Cat HP: 5500 Talents: One shot, One kill
SirNoobalot HP: 15,000 Talents: Ninjitsu/Noobiness Game Power Active: DBZ: 500/500
locoace3 HP: Dead for 4 posts -------------------------------------------------------------------
@sonicheroes95:
First: Why are you just focusing on BC? Ceiling Cat is a target, too.
Second: You successfully use a 200 power time freeze and a 300 power DBZ combo. However, it did nothing, since you were hitting BC in the wrong time.
@SirNoobalot: Happycat doesn't know Ninjitsu. However, I can just give you this shot...there! You now have the Ninjitsu talent. However, it seems to try to conflict with your noobiness...
@DarkFire45: You already have them. However, I'll take that dragon you're not using. I return to you a 3000 power Bleach Gauge!
Darkfire45 HP: 15,000 Talents: Medical Expertise Game Powers Active: Generic: 990/1000 Cartoon: 400/500 Bleach: 3000/3000
TankCat piloted by Happycat HP: 15,000 Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT. Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)
Sniper Cat HP: 5500 Talents: One shot, One kill
SirNoobalot HP: 1,000 Talents: SUPER SAIYAN? Game Power Active: DBZ: 500/500
locoace3 HP: Dead for 1 posts -------------------------------------------------------------------
@sonicheroes95: You successfully use the blast! However, it only damages Ceiling Cat. The other cats welcome chaos. Also, something happened to your DBZ and Sonic gauges. they kinda...broke.
@TheAKGuy: Unfortunately, Ceiling Cat is immune to instant kills. However, you do successfully summon a giant Beat Box and a Rapper Cat Horde! Unfortunately, they are on another team. Along with Yo Dawg guy again!
@SirNoobalot: You fail the first quicktime command and trip over.
Basement cat steps on SirNoobalot! Oooh... 10,000 damage...
Ceiling Cat reaches down and knocks SirNoobalot away with a medieval mace! 4000 damage, but he Ukemis and glows yellow!
Happycat shells the Yo Dawg guy! It destroys the Beat Box instead!
To Happycat: Yo Dawg, We heard you like shelling, so we threw you a blue koopa shell! BOOM! 5000 damage!
Rap Cats channel Vanilla Ice! V-Ice attack! It annoys the heck out of the Pop cats and Disco Cats! 40,000 leave!
Rave Cats use Thriller! 10,000 zombie dogs rise for them!
Disco Cats use Moscau! Strong fire attack! 10,000 dance cats leave each other team! Rap battle is canceled!
And I then summon an exploding cheeseburger for someone to eat and explode. I put a note on there: (Happycat don't eat this!) I then summon shield cat to protect happycat. I then summon TRANSFORMER CAT!!!
