For example: Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]! Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi. Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns) Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn) Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base! ------------------------------------------------------------------
Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank! Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank Completion Value: 100/100 HP Player Status: N/A Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage) Opposition: N/A
Ahem. The zombie dogs are totally eliminated, and the God Cats take 20,000 damage each. However, you die in the process again, having to drop straight down.
@Yunboi: Emergence Anti-Drunk Coffee airdrop. All the enemies get sober, you die in a hail of searing coffee, and I increase the turns to your release to 50.
Darkfire45 HP: 15,000 Talents: Medical Expertise Game Powers Active: Generic: 990/1000 Cartoon: 400/500 *Bleach: 3000/3000
TankCat piloted by Happycat HP: 15,000 Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT. Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)
Sniper Cat HP: 5500 Talents: One shot, One kill
SirNoobalot HP: 5,000 Talents: SUPER SAIYAN 5!?!!? Game Power Active:
locoace3 in a Roflcopter Dead AGAIN! (4 turn) Game Powerz Meme: -9001/500 -------------------------------------------------------------------
@SirNoobalot: You use up all of the DBZ gauge! you are now super saiyan.
@sonicheroes95: On what?
@TheAKGuy: You make a Monorail Cat. It is a one-time summon, but it does a lot of damage. Target?
@locoace3: Sorry, no Post-mortus requests.
@Darkfire45: Please explain the Bleach attacks! I have no clue what you are talking about!
@rick073: Yeah, I have played Starcraft. However, I'll use Starcraft 2 terminology. Since Duke is long dead, the message re-routes to the Hyperion, but gets intercepted by JACKSON'S REVENGE! CRAP!
@CommanderDude7: I don't think there's a name for the quantities of ninja that suggests.