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The idea is simple: You have an objective. complete it.
This is what to look for in an update/start post:
Objective:
Target name(s):
Completion value:
Player status:
Target status:
Helpful Information:
Opposition:
(turn update area)
For example:
Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]!
Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A
Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi.
Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns)
Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn)
Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base!
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Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank!
Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank
Completion Value: 100/100 HP
Player Status: N/A
Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage)
Opposition: N/A
*throws my deck of chain of memories cards at AKGuy*
multi-shadow clone justu! *100000000s of me appears*
*they all pile BC and CC*
GUINNESS: 1 HP
Comes in and safes the day. everyone gets drunk but pedobear die's
the end...
GUINNESS: 1 HP
Comes in and safes the day. everyone gets drunk but pedobear die's
the end...
Basement Cat
HP: 101,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 92,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions
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Pedobear <_< >_>
HP: 4000
Talents: Dun wanna talk about it.
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CommanderDude7
HP: 15,000
Talents: Commander
Dance Attack
sonicheroes95
HP: 7350
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
Game Powers Active:
Shadow: 0/2000
ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Happy Memetic
Game Powers Active:
Starcraft: 1450/1500
Meme: 1500/2000
Water: 2000/2000
Darkfire45
HP: 15,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Game Powers Active:
Generic: 990/1000
Cartoon: 400/500
*Bleach: 3000/3000
TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 15,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.
Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)
Sniper Cat
HP: 5500
Talents: One shot, One kill
SirNoobalot
HP: 5,000
Talents: SUPER SAIYAN?
Game Power Active:
DBZ: 500/500
locoace3 in a Roflcopter
Dead AGAIN!
Game Powerz
Meme: -9001/500
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@TheAKGuy: Okay, 6 actions? Dice Roll Time.
2! Sniper Cat destroys 1 Zombie Dog!
@sonicheroes95: The multi-clone assault swarms the God Cats, Pikmin Style! They do 10,000 damage to each!
@locoace3: WTF-BOOOOOOOOOM! HUHAHAHAHAH! MWA-HAHAHAHAAAA! HAHA!
Ahem. The zombie dogs are totally eliminated, and the God Cats take 20,000 damage each. However, you die in the process again, having to drop straight down.
@Yunboi: Emergence Anti-Drunk Coffee airdrop. All the enemies get sober, you die in a hail of searing coffee, and I increase the turns to your release to 50.
I take mah meme powers to create a lolcat god. (Well, a lolcat as powerful as I can summon.)
not yet i'm still dead wait foor me to revive to make a better lolcat!
woah. nice battle goin' on here.
i pull out a radio and call in general duke.(along with alpha squadren)
if u dont know what that is, ask theakguy, think hes playin sc now(or sc2, dont know which)
Basement Cat
HP: 101,000
Status: Growling down Ceiling Cat.
Talents: Mementic Mutation
Lolcat of all darkness
Devil's Charm
Soul Eater
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Ceiling Cat
HP: 92,000
Status: Fondly regarding creation
Talents: Memetic Mutation
He watches your secret times
Undeniable Creativity
Legions of Minions
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Jackson's Revenge
HP: 50,000
Talents: Laser Batteries
Energy Shielding
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CommanderDude7
HP: 15,000
Talents: Commander
Dance Attack
sonicheroes95
HP: 7350
Talents: Power Fantastic
Totally insane
Game Powers Active:
Shadow: 0/2000
ThaAKGuy
HP: 9,000
Talents: Sniper
Happy Memetic
Game Powers Active:
Starcraft: 1450/1500
Meme: 1500/2000
Water: 2000/2000
Darkfire45
HP: 15,000
Talents: Medical Expertise
Game Powers Active:
Generic: 990/1000
Cartoon: 400/500
*Bleach: 3000/3000
TankCat piloted by Happycat
HP: 15,000
Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT.
Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)
Sniper Cat
HP: 5500
Talents: One shot, One kill
SirNoobalot
HP: 5,000
Talents: SUPER SAIYAN 5!?!!?
Game Power Active:
locoace3 in a Roflcopter
Dead AGAIN! (4 turn)
Game Powerz
Meme: -9001/500
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@SirNoobalot: You use up all of the DBZ gauge! you are now super saiyan.
@sonicheroes95: On what?
@TheAKGuy: You make a Monorail Cat. It is a one-time summon, but it does a lot of damage. Target?
@locoace3: Sorry, no Post-mortus requests.
@Darkfire45: Please explain the Bleach attacks! I have no clue what you are talking about!
@rick073: Yeah, I have played Starcraft. However, I'll use Starcraft 2 terminology. Since Duke is long dead, the message re-routes to the Hyperion, but gets intercepted by JACKSON'S REVENGE! CRAP!
@CommanderDude7: I don't think there's a name for the quantities of ninja that suggests.
However, you do scare away Pedobear. Good!
i take out my 2nd chain of memories deck and use 3 "bond of flames 7" cards.
I target Cieling Cat, and I summon IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER lolcat and R-R-R-Reload cat.
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