For example: Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]! Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi. Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns) Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn) Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base! ------------------------------------------------------------------
Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank! Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank Completion Value: 100/100 HP Player Status: N/A Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage) Opposition: N/A
Darkfire45 HP: 15,000 Talents: Medical Expertise Game Powers Active: Generic: 990/1000 Cartoon: 400/500 *Bleach: 2500/3000
TankCat piloted by Happycat HP: 15,000 Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT. Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)
Sniper Cat HP: 5500 Talents: One shot, One kill
SirNoobalot HP: 5,000 Talents: SUPER SAIYAN 5!?!!? Game Power Active:
locoace3 in a Roflcopter Dead AGAIN! (3 turn) Game Powerz Meme: -9001/500 -------------------------------------------------------------------
@sonicheroes95: Hey wait, the KH gauge is still empty. May I intrest you in our First-Person Shooter options?
@TheAKGuy: Unfortunately, you don't have enough meme power to summon LAZOR and R-R-R-Reload cat. You do, however, successfully plow Monorail Cat RIGHT through Ceiling Cat! 40,000 damage!
@SirNoobalot: NO! That amount of Quicktime would overpower Heavy Rain! Do you really want to do this dangerous attack!?
@Darkfire45: Looks like I can't access that image.
Anyway, the sword destroys the Yamato Cannon of Jackson's Revenge! 10,000 damage!
DANCE WATER DANCE! *summons 10000 water clones of chuck norris*(you added a water bar... so if this still isn't workable because of the kingdom hearts thing, i'll just use 8 trigrams: 64 palms on BC)
Darkfire45 HP: 15,000 Talents: Medical Expertise Game Powers Active: Generic: 990/1000 Cartoon: 400/500 *Bleach: 2500/3000
Happycat HP: Retreat (2 turn) Talents: True god of Lolcats PILOTING A TANK CAT. Extra Crew (Waiter + Gunner)
SirNoobalot HP: 5,000 Talents: SUPER SAIYAN 5!?!!? Game Power Active:
locoace3 in a Roflcopter Dead AGAIN! (2 turn) Game Powerz Meme: -9001/500 -------------------------------------------------------------------
@SirNoobalot: Heavy Rain is a story focused game where every action in the game ever is a quicktime. The story allegedly changes depending on quicktime hitting success.
@TheAKGuy: Sniper Cat realizes that Ceiling Cat is immortal, and won't take the shot. He did, however, just shoot down Jackson's revenge.
@sonicheroes95: You don't have enough of wither for ONE CN clone.
Whatever you did, it made BC's health equal CC's.
Basement Cat bites sonicheroes95! CRITHIT! Sonic is near dead!
Ceiling Cat uses Divine Laz0Rz on TheAKGuy! Critical damage! The Reaper is following TheAKGuy!
Jackson's Revenge lands on Happycat's Tank! happycat abandons the tank! He's running for 2 turns!
Tank Cat's exploding blows Sniper Cat's cover! He's outta here!
Now I switch to Zambimaru(Another zanpakutÅ) which is made of six segments with a hook-like blade at the end and can stretch without any limits. I then use it onto Basement Cat.
NO STATS MATTER -------------------------------------------------------------------
Sonicheroes95 summons a dragon to assault the Cats! However, the dragon is knocked out of the air! Sonic crashes into the abyss...
TheAKGuy summons teh laser Drill from Starcraft! With the power that can annihilate a Xel'Naga temple, he banishes basement Cat to the 9th level of the Basement! Unfortunately, Ceiling cat destroys the drill before he can achieve a kill. TheAKGuy is taken out in the explosion!
Darkfire45 shoots an AK-47 into Ceiling Cat's legs! However, he falls on DarkFire45, flattening him!
