This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
You know using atomic weaponry is rather counter productive. Because it destroys what you are trying to conquer and also leaves a ton of radiation. So the radiation increases the amount of chromosomes I have thus making me stronger, because I'm a tree. Then I wait for you to die from the radiation and reanimate Pwnaj the guardian of the hill and the Argamen Tree.
I come back to life with an uber shield surrounding me.First I send out three fire demons to burn down Argamen.Then I dig up the hill using my dracula powers,then make another hill using the other dirt.
Bro, your talking about Medieval Times, this is the Information Age so.....I generate a wormhole to teleport you and your band of weirdos to the Andromeda Galaxy and then close your end of the wormhole (so now we won't meet until the Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxy collide in the extremely distant future).
Meanwhile, I climb the hill and then bend the properties of my wormhole to project itself into and barrier surrounding the hill in a sphere and the other end being the center of the galaxy (which is a super-massive black hole).
MY HILL!!!
Now how are you gonna get through that?! I got Sci-Fi protecting me!