This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
I reincarnate, travel back in time, build a new hill (before the current hill was created) and then successfully sue the owner of the other hill (you) for copyright infringement. Kudos if you get the reference. My hill.
I gleefully point out that that is impossible because you'd have no incentive to go back, then do the same trick as I did before. And vungi, if you try the same trick again you might realise that you had no idea what I was talking about. My hill, but I'll gladly give it to anyone who gets the reference.
I teach you a thing or two about physics, and how you couldn't possibly throw enough dynamite to blast me to the moon. You implode. Then I take the hill away in my magic flying shoe. My Hill.
How about I teach YOU a thing or two about physics- It would be impossible to fit enough machinery in a shoe for it to be able to take flight, and even if you DID manage to cram enough machinery in there, it probably wouldn't be able to carry even a small infant, not to mention an entire hill.