This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
Lol, the wormhole dissipates in the Galactic Core's gravity well. I load the entire thing into a starship, travel to another galaxy (not Andromeda). I then fiddle with the mass of the hill until there's a huge amount of pure matter. I then build an Airsphere and send it flying away with me on it. I then use the accumulated matter to rebuild the hill, surrounded by several concentric layers of combat satellites, ships, shields, mirror fields and a Dra'Azon for good measure. I leave a wormhole which I can activate to get to the Airsphere whenever I want. My hill. My Airsphere, actually. Trumped Sci-Fi with more Sci-Fi.
Meanwhile, deep down underground, was dracula making a metal archway. AKA me making a metal archway. Once i have finished I use my dracula magic to turn it into a portal. Then I step in... *Insert futuristic portal sounds here.* ... Once you have captured it you simply say- MY HILL! Wait wha- DARK INFERNO! *Boom* ... My...hill!
The sattelites turn round and blast you to shreds. I come back in a massive super-duper-super-battleship. [b]Still my hiiiillll... I'm gonna make a new hill.
I transform into my true form and beat the poop out of your tech. Then I hijack your battle ship then kick you out. Then I make a new hill on the ship.
Fail. The battleship is lightyears away. By the time your laser gets there the battleship is in orbit around Earth. Raispeed55, meanwhile, is floating in several small chunks near the MIR station. Blam, blam, blam and Darkfire45 is no more. My hill, thank you very much.
I turn into a golem. I smash your turrets, pancake you with my foot and then call back my battleship to fly serenely off into the distance. Get a new hill.
I step on you two. I then get back into my ship, fly off and blow the planet to pieces. Then I leave the sector for a planet with nice beaches and NO HILLS. Fudge Hills.
Luckily, I survive and get sucked into a black hole, that spits me out safely on your planet. But because I am allergic to black holes, I sneeze so loud that it creates a sonic boom, which triggers an underwater volcano. It erupts and a brand new hill is formed on your favorite beach. I then climb up the hill.
