This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
That stronghold doesn't protect those who infiltrate the hill from beneath the surface. I infiltrate the hill from--you guessed it--beneath the surface, and I push you off your stronghold and build a new one so that internal attacks will not penetrate the hill's weaknesses.
well-played, my friend. but i had an army in that stronghold, and allthough you beat them the first time, you wont the second. i send the reminents of my army back up the hill and retake it.(external attack). then i build a sheild generator and underground electrified fences, protecting all kinds of attacks.
Luckily I just happen to have a weapon in my arsenal that matches the frequency of your shield, so I am able to penetrate it that way. I set a force field up of that same frequency and bring the weapon in with me, so in case you do manage to get in, you'll have a nice surprise waiting for you.
Since Nerdsoft never claimed the hill I must fight Terry for the Hill. Unfortunately for Terry, I anticipated his surprise attack and also have a shield deactivating device in my arsenal. I capture the hill. I successfully withstand the surprise attack after getting through the shields with my device. In a close battle I capture the hill.
Instantly I have my army begin to construct several decoy hills in the area. It is nearly impossible to tell which hill is the real hill. But I do not stop there. I protect each hill with with a triple layer shield and fortify them all with titanium walls and barbed wire. I have a surveillance team of predator drones, each equipped with a missiles constantly monitoring my hills. Also, I have set up a complicated security device on all of the hills. If anyone who is not part of my army goes on top of any hill it will be detected and the hills will exploded. I also have cloned the original hill and sent it to an undisclosed location. Miles away I have a team of artillery locked on to the hills and the surrounding areas. If any predator drone sees an enemy advancement they will alert the artillery and the drone will also fire it's payload.
Several seismic detectors have been place near and around the hills and in somewhat distant, undisclosed locations. Any underground movement will monitored and noticed. If there is an underground enemy advancement my drill tanks will be sent out to fight the enemy. i also have the "Star Wars Missile Defence System V2 " in place. Any incoming missiles will be disseminated.
Challenge accepted. I blow up the region, go back in time to jot down the original location then reconstruct it. I then create a swarm of ravenous Von Neumann nanobots, separated from the hill (now contained in an alternate dimension and a location which is not on Earth) and sandwiched between a massively powerful 2-layer shield. Even if you manage to down the shield, the nanobots will consume everything.My. Hill.
nanobots have strength indeed sir, but your fotgetting that 2-layer sheilds are weak. i easily penatrate the sheilds with an extreme heavy mortar battery, then send in autobots to take your nanobots. i then simply rebuild the sheild generators and fences. the generators also have undetecable frequency. then i plant anti-tank mines all over the hill and send command ships for air support.
Nerdsoft with a brilliant military move! Well played with the nanobots, I thought I had it all covered lol.
But I must regain the hill from spikeabc. I send a messenger to the Hall of Justice, The Avengers, and the X-men. I now how the Justice League, the Avengers, and the X-men as part of my army. My mutants with telekinetic powers transport through the shields and fence, thus disabling them. Wolverine fights against the Autobots along side Beast, Storm, and the Hulk. Superman, Ironman, and Batman in his Flying Bat take on the air support while, Thor uses his hammer to disable the mines.
The Autobots put up a good fight. But Wolverines regenerative powers and adamantium metal proved too much for the Autobot crew. Beast and Hulk also aid in pummeling the Bots with their fists, alongside Storm who used lighting to help disable some of the bots. The air force was tricky, but swift maneuvering from Batman and great team work between him and Ironman helped disable most of the air support. The remaining air support was destroyed by Superman with his heat vision. Wow! What a fight (too bad I'm not a better fanfic writer o.0).
Anyway, I regain control of the hill. In an ultimate attempt to keep the hill under my control I set up an intricate "Defense and Defence" system (it's doubly defended by two spellings of the same word) that allows not molecule, particle, atom, or subatomic particle, to touch the Hill. Anything that does is instantly annihilated in a powerful fission/fusion/chemical/heat/electric/fire/ blast. (The "Defense and Defence" system can determine the difference between hill and non hill particles and the surrounding atmosphere so it does not destroy itself.)
But you never claimed the hill by stating, "My Hill." (Is that an actual game rule, or have I just made this up in my mind?). So I easily reclaim the vacant hill and implement the same defense system I had in my last post.
An excellent army you have there, Reton. Unfortunately, this means I have to summon an army of my own that can not only defeat your army, but also penetrate your defense system. Defeating a team of superheroes is hard enough, but penetrating a system that destroys any type of particle or subatomic particle requires a team of special elite forces. I summon the Judeo-Christian god, Dr Manhattan, Zeus (or Jupiter, if you want to call him that. Indra would also be acceptable), Yivo (the parallel universe alien from Futurama, not the Jewish research center), Michael Jordan, Nacho Libre, Oprah Winfrey, and because this is the internet, Chuck Norris. Your defense is hereby rendered futile.
Exposition: After a very long fought battle, Micheal Jordan made a final slam dunk that disrupted Reton's "Defense and Defence" system. "Curse you, Perry_The_ Platypus I mean Terry_The_Disco_King!" Reton shouted in surrender. Chuck Norris then walked up the hill using his beard and claimed the hill for Terry!
Rising Action: Reton goes back to his home country, "The United Monarchical Democracy of Retonolous 5", in defeat. But not for long. Reton new that the Hill would be captured and unbeknownst to Terry, Oprah was spy working for The Retonoulous armed forces.
Climax: Oprah uses her special money and hidden-gifts-under-your-seats powers to dissuade Terry's forces from further defending the hill.
Falling Action: Terry, having been betrayed by his forces, retreats from the hill. Reton walks up the Hill and claims it for his own.
Denouement: Reton reclaims the hill and makes a fortfied fortress (redundant?) out of the beard hair of Chuck Norris and the money of Oprah, who turns out to be Op-Ra ancient Egyptian Queen and talk show host.
