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I drag you back to present day, and force your mind into a baby. Then I drill into the magma, upgrading the hill to a volcano.
My Volcano

I think I've got some volcano here . . .

I come back to see the volcano erupting, and you blasting off to the moon!

My Hill

I shove your head in the lava, plant a laser turret and then retire to my undisclosed location to watch the show.
My Volcano.

I laugh at you, sitting on your random hill, nuking a random undisclosed location, while I sit back and think happy thoughts of space-time travel. Then I hire a stealth ship, fly it to an undisclosed star and remotely send in a drone strike to kill you with lasers.

Pfff i will make epic robot whit lasers and stuff and it have EMP bombs i shoot you whit it and then blow your ship up. then i make forcefield around the hill so no one could come near it

My Hill

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit on the hill.

MY HILL

I destroy your hill

NOBODY"S HILL!

I find a new hill.

My Hill.

Turns out it was my hill that you found.

Get off mah hill!

That hill was owned my President Winmaster1, so you have to give it up.

My Hill

I didn't vote for you.

My Hill.

turns out you voted for me

my hill

Turns out I didn't turn 18 until after the election.

My hill.

Turns out I left several behr traps on the hill, upon which you're now standing. Oh, and I shanked you
My hill.

Turns out I'm not a bear, contrary to prior belief.

My hill.