Forums → Forum Games → My Hill

I summon the "oh Long Johnson" cat to say "oh Don Piaaaano" while pianos rain down upon you, crushing you with cliches.
My Hill.

i create a engineer witch creates a sentry turret that shoots oh Long Johnson.

MY.HILL.

i mean,
MY GUARDED HILL

i created a spy to sap your sentry then back stab you
MY HILL

I preform the almighty falcon punch directed right at your face!
DATS MY HILL

I take out a basket and release some venomous snakes to bite you.

My Hill!

I summon the predators of the venomous snakes and kill your snakes. And then I have the upper half of the hill blessed, so it can be guarded by guardian angels and then have the bottom half of the hill cursed so it can be guarded by demons held under contracts of the Devil. I'd like to see you try to penetrate the combined power of Heaven and H*ll to reach...

MY BLESSED/CURSED HILL!

i call god to do the big crunch
(the end of existance)
and then the "big bang
(the begginig of existance).
then after the hill was re-encarnated,i climbed up the hill,and made a heavily gaurded base on the hill.
i then proudly put a flag of me on my hill.

MY BASE-ON-A-HILL

WITH A FLAG

Apparently God forgot that dinosaurs weren't supposed to be alive this year. Oops. Dinosaurs got attracted to yr huge base and destroyed it. I tame them and make them the guardian of:

MY HILL

I just blow up the hill
lupusaureuses crater and dead dinosaur skeletons

You didn't say my hill! Ish still mine!!! MY HILL

YA DIDN'T REMOVE THE FLAG.I SHOT YA IN THE FACE AND MADE A NEAR-INDESTRUCTIBLE BASE DEFENDED BY A LARGE AMOUNT OF TURRETS AND A HUGE ARMY...
AND I YELL THAT IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE MYHILL

P.S.you can't teleport in to the fort/base.

Since you can't dictate my actions (and you said only I can't teleport into your fort I teleport a black hole creating machine into your fort and activate it, then after the fort is inside the black hole, I shut it down, rebuild the hill and finally.

My Hill