This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
I bribe a certain mister Hawking to prove that you don't exist. Then I destroy the planet by stuffing the Death Asteroid (little brother of the Death Star) into the core. My Hill.
I punch you in the gut. Then you throw up because you had been drunk from those bottles of beer i offered you earlier, which had been also laced with laxatives that makes you immediately rush(after you vomit, of course) to a porta-potty conveniently placed right next to you.
HOWEVER! Little did you know, that was placed by me, and i had a time bomb set to explode the minute you lift the toilet seat up, thus sending you flying across space and land on the moon, where you find no oxygen!
However, your landing spot was calculated to "coincidentally" be the landing spot for NASA's new expedition to the moon! As your body get's crushed by the rocket, astronauts find you and bring you back to earth, declaring you an alien in human disguise!
Scientists proceed to take you apart, limb by limb, organ by organ. The end result? You are completely disassembled from head to toe!
*quoted from a commercial* BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! In order to cover up this incident, the scientists send an assassin to murder all of your family members, and tell all your friends they moved away and changed their numbers. I then personally take your body parts and bring them to my collection of decapitated heads, and thereby proclaim:
a army marches up the hill and kills you after a LOOOONG battle. i make my army wait and i send a settler to buld a hut.i then make that settler buld a watchtower.i send more settlers to help buld the next thing to buld;a fortress(or whatever the bulding that produces knights is called).i then add some knight to my army,and add two towers at the edges of...
