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danwar, a sad boy
With the power of haiku
I blow you away

My Hill

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My Hill

I perform ancient vodoo techniques to shove you off the hill

My hill

I released the 7 ton weight.
My Hill

I released a 10 ton weight.
My Hill

I snuck up behind you when you weren't looking and knocked you out.
My Hill

I become a noob and shoot a rocket at you

Meh hilly

I shoot you in the back.

My Hill

I cry and call the police to arrest you

My hill, you big meanie[b]

I ram my antlers into you so you fly off the hill.

My hill.

I talk on and on about my countless adventures and exploits with King Arthur, and my own personal dragon killings. You become bored and sleep, and so I slay you for sleeping during my story-telling.

The Hill is Mine.

I stab you in the back.

My Hill

I grow wings and carry you. I then drop you off into a bottomless pit.

My Hill.

I use my deer powers to crumple you into a ball and bounce you off the hill.

My Hill.

I challenge you to a duel and you lost. You leave the hill because we had made a wager about the winner receiving the hill as a prize.

My Hill.