This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
I switch off caps lock, your source of power. All your soldiers become dead. Then I rebuild the mall with a corporate HQ, power plant and missile shield. Oh, and a forcefield that automatically turns off caps lock around the hill. My hill.
Filthy ninja! I drop a pirate ship on you, then set up the complex above. With added office and apartment blocks to produce an endless supply of corporate drones. Also, it doesn't count because you didn't claim the hill. My hill.
The drones malfunction and kill you along with any other human life. I then fire an EMP at the hill disabling the drones, walk up the hill, and plant my flag in the ground.
I use my amazing dragon powers to fly over to your hill pluck up your flag, and kick you off. I throw the flag over the side, and breathe fire into the ground spelling the name "rychus".
I renovate the office blocks to produce a supply of corporate zombies, thus swarming your dragony-ness. I then blow up the hill and replicate it, bit by bit, in another location. Then I build an evil doom fortress which is completely unrelated, make loads of money, put it in a giant heap in a safe in the fort. I garrison the fort, covering its walls with laser (also gun) turrets and money launchers (to bribe away all attackers). I then proclaim that the hill is now... No-one's hill!
(By the way, anyone who wants the hill can now just walk up to it.)
Nerd, reton, and I all stand on the hill. since the hills was mainly ours we get a large portion of nerds shopping centre earnings. we have made a large community on this hill...
I don't like communities, so I call down a nuclear strike on the hill, and then build myself a new hill, surrounded by bushes, which all contain... Insta death, for anyone who steps in them. I then have the hill surrounded by AA (Anti-aircraft) batteries, and just to be safe, rig the entire thing to blow up, the moment another person walks up there hill.
I rebuild the hill and put more shopping centres on it. Then I step on your hill and teleport away just before it blows up. I also launch the other hill into orbit and envelop it in a nice, magic air bubble. The community's space hill
Ok then, I decide to launch a hydrogen bomb into space, and blow up your space kill, after popping the bubble with a smaller bomb. I then create a giant crater in the earth, where a build a hill, which is then shielded by an indestructible bubble and guarded by a bunch of dragons. Just to be safe however, I make it so that the bubble is surrounded by barbed wire, and then run electricity through said wire.
I simply tell the dragons that the wire has insulted their mothers. While the dragons destroy the wire, I walk through the bubble and claim the hill for Sparta.
