This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
I pepper spray the Hulk and he blunders into some acid pools. Then I remove the hill by tying a knot in the space-time continuum and lease out property on a space station which I purchased 40 years ago in the future. My money (and space station)
Rychus, opening a buisness on MY land, (because I own all land but hill apparently?) Started a warz. I steal his hatchlings and burn his shop with the power of arson!
I build a big shop selling rides for all those who want them. Our products are a sedan, a limousine, a propeller plane, a helicopter, a humvee, a tank, a blimp, a fighter jet, an A380, a rocket, the Enterprise and a starfighter. Also a battleship but that has to be purchased with Frequent Buyer points. My shop!
I raid the shop, declare ownership, and mark up all the prices while at the same time forcing all who dare come within range of the shop to buy at least one vehicle.
I stab you, drug you, put you in a padded cell with no way out and keep you there. You get meals worthy of a 3-Michelin Star restaurant and very comfy beds, but you're still locked up... under the hill! Then I lower the prices and start doing a heavily-marketed vehicle customisation service! I turn the shop into a fortress, with big walls (barbed wire on them), gun turrets, missile batteries, lasers and other cool things. Some new products, too: I now also sell mechs, VTOLs, space cruisers, gunboats, warships, aircraft carriers and the like. But because there's no business, I also flood the land around the hill, making it into an island. Want any boats?
I turn my padded cell into a secret underground lair, hack into the fortress' security system, and unlock the door to my cell. I then hit the "self-destruct" button, which I added while you weren't looking, and spend the next 60 seconds running through the inner-workings of the hill before it all blows to smithereens.
