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Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

i summon bond of flames and unleash a endless combo on chuck norris, then breath fire at him to finish him off.

* blocks nuke from orbit* NO SAVE THAT FOR LATER!!!

i slap chuck norris to death with a rubber hand.

@sonicheroes95
chuck norris forces himself to be resistant to flames halfway through so only 50 damage is done.

@SirNoobalot
chuck norris takes no damage from that because he is chuck norris
Name: Chuck Norris
Lv. 1
Hp: 50/100
Powers: none
@all
Chuck Norris superglues you to a rocket that will launch in .000001 seconds

i use my heatray eyes to destroy the launch mechanism and melt chuck norris into a puddle.

Thankfully, my armor is solvent. After I'm free, I use the Punkbuster missile to blam CN for godmodding.

CN is only slightly melted by the heat vision but is finished off by the missile

Name:Missile Chuck Norris
Lv. 2
Hp: 150/150
Powers: immune to all types of missiles and can fire them from any part of his body, and yes i do mean ANY part.

@sirnoobalot
CN fires 20 missiles at you since you are still stuck to the rocket.

@Kylelolcat
CN fires 5 missiles with AI at you

Time for Quick draw magnum! I shoot the four rockets and finally CN's head.

Typo: I clearly meant the five rockets.

CN is hit, but moves at the last minute and sustains no-fatal damage
Name: Missile Chuck Norris
Lv. 2
Hp: 125/150
Powers: immune to all types of missiles and can fire them from any part of his body, and yes i do mean ANY part.

better save my limit break for later.

i combo CN at hyper sonic speeds.

He's immune to missiles, but not GRENADES!

I throw a cluster of grenades, timed so he can't throw it back (even being Chuck Norris)

@sonicheroes95
CN expected this and manages to dodge al but the last 10 attacks

@Kylelolcat
Cn shoots most of the grenades with missiles before they get too close but misses a few
Name: Missile Chuck Norris
Lv. 2
Hp: 67/150
Powers: is immune to all missiles and can fire them from any part of his body.
@all
CN pulls out a nuke and throws it at the ground

i use heartless angel. (i teleport to a random spot and start floating, and if i don't get knocked out of it, CN's hp is set to 1.)

I activate the anti-nuke spike traps in the ground, disarming the nuke and impaling CN.