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i start shouting yo mama jokes from inside my missile-proof dome. XD

@sonicheroes95
that random spot happens to be right in front of CN so you still get hit by the nuke

@Kylelolcat
CN tries to dodge but still gets hit in the leg
Name: Missile Chuck Norris
Lv. 2
Hp: 32/150
Powers: is immune to all missiles and can fire them from any part of his body.
@all
CN uses his good leg to jump into low orbit the throw another nuke at the now used up anti-nuke spikes

Unfortunately, CN ends up throwing the nuke into the planetary missile defense grid. FAIL.

While he's doing that, I hit him with a satellite.

CN would like to draw this out longer but is not a high enough level. the sat gets him.
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:210/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.
@all
CN fires a photon laser at the defense grid HQ

descent. heartless angel! *teleports to a hidden location and starts floating*(same rules as last time)

@sonicheroes95
CN uses the power of the internet to find you and hits you with a five-mile wide photon laser
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:210/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.

i smite down CN with a banhammer XD!

I summon a miniature black hole next to CN

@SirNoobalot
CN sees you coming from several mile off and sends a tightened beam of photons right between your eyes
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:210/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.

@Kylelolcat
the black hole is really a wormhole that moves CN five feet to the left
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:210/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.

i shoot Cn with an awesomeness-guided banzooka! MU HAHAHAHAHA CANT STOP BEING AWESOME!

I fire an interplanetary RPG at Chuck Norris.

It's not a rocket. It's a Rocket propelled GRENADE.

@SirNoobalot
CN takes out the shell but is rattled a little by the resulting explosion
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:205/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.

@Kylelolcat
CN is focused on the bazooka and gets hit
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:175/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.

notice it was a BANzooka, which bans CN