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THAT WAS MY SIGNATURE WEAPON!!! grrr *starts glowing black*

*warps to CN and combos him at speeds faster then light then drop kicks him so hard it's like he's a meteor*

also notice that shell never actually hit CN

@sonic:
DBZ reference????

i shoot CN with a beam rifle from Halo, using the two-shot feature to get two shots off in a second

@SirNoobalot
CN reflects the beams back at you
@sonicheroes95
CN can't dodge the combo, but stops his fall with a powerful laser aimed at the earth
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:100/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.
@all
have to go offline for the night but will check back in the morning.

Your all crazy its chuck norris he cant die he is the pinacle of chuck norris'ish

I BASH CHUCK NORRIS SATELLITE USING HOWDY111.

No one can kill Chuck Norris

Youse my stealth skills and aproach CN from behind and snap his neck!

@howdy111 & redx161
CN yells at you I AM CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!! IF I WANT TO DIE FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF MYSELF AND OTHERS, THEN I WILL ALLOW MYSELF TO DIE!!! IT DOES NOT MATTER IF I DIE ANYWAY!!! SATAN IS TOO SCARED TO LET ME INTO HELL!!!!
@Kylelolcat
CN destroys your weapon but lets you live for a while longer because you helped purge the world of an infidel. CN can do anything, even die if he wants to
@Quin909
Your stealth skills are not good enough and CN snaps your neck instead.
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:100/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.

i find out chuck norris can't die and jump out into the vast space to die without being roundhouse kicked in the face. to the face to the face.

@freakymonkey
CN stops you, roundhouse kicks you in the face, then puts you back on your suicidal path.
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:100/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.

thats it i use a enrgey blast size of a glaxay engry blast burns anything in its way so your CN and his pleant is totally distoryed OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I use ultra gravity powers to make satellite Chuck Norris crash into the planet.

@XyoududeX
CN uses a photon beam to split the energy blast so that it flows smoothly around the planet.
@Kylelolcat
CN offsets the effects of your gravity powers with a photon beam aimed at the ground
Name:Satellite Chuck Norris
Lv. 3
Hp:100/210
Powers: immune to the vacuum of space, space lasers, and missiles. can fire space lasers.