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ApplePieLikeWOWOWOWW

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Posted August 2, '10 4:50am UTC

Hey guys, whats up. I don't know about you but I am pretty fresh.

Hmm fresh.

And also if you haven't realized, apple pies are pretty awesome, just thinking about it gives me a chubby.

Hmm chubby.

But I digress.

I am here just to talk to you about apple pies, man they pretty good right like cmon props up cause apple pie is the shiznittle.
Lately I have been going to this bakery that has perfected apple pies. Lets go more in depth shall we? Rhetorical! Of we will.

These 1 person hand sized pies, made with the best hand made pie crusts on mankind, and instead of filling to the top with apples half is left empty so that it doesn't overflow and burst when you eat it subsequently turning it more into a apple soup(I think you all know what we talkin' 'bout fellows, amirite?hahahayes). This then, done with the best apples you can find cut perfectly into slices, go into the pie. Once the pie is finished, this extra air pocket leaves it lose enough to eat as a sandwich. Take a moment to lay back in your chair and think of an apple pie sandwich.

"Finally, a viable alternative to eating this way!"
-me, my dad, and I bet more people too

Wait, rewind, lets just look at some more pies here.

Hmmmfff.. oh yeah.

Oh baby.

Dat pie. 8)

Yeah boiiis I think you know where I am at, pie is the bomb. Every bite is a bite from heaven, although not apple I have one of them upstairs and it's blueberry, just as good omg just thinking about it I am so down, first just nibbles, then full bites going into a fusion frenzy ogmeyahoooooooo.

I know everyone's been there at least a few times they've been 1 on 1 with pie, its really like a religious experience.

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Can you believe that this came up when I googled "Jesus Pie"?

Anyways, I am gonna go off to eat some pie and I be back, but please share your pie experiences, or if you will, piexsperience.
If you are too ashamed, please post on my wall about your sacred apple pie experiences and will post here for you as "anonymous experiences, or if you will, anonyxperiences.

If you even too scared of letting go like that, at least share your support with apple imagery!

Remember, stay informed!
See profile for helpful link to being informed on Apple Pies.

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Hey guys, whats up. I don't know about you but I am pretty fresh.\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.bettycrocker.com/images/beautyshots/r34684fp.jpg[/img]\r\n[b][i]Hmm fresh.[/i][/b]\r\n\r\nAnd also if you haven't realized, apple pies are pretty awesome, just thinking about it gives me a chubby.\r\n\r\n[img]http://img.alibaba.com/photo/105513620/Chubby_Kids_Soft_Drink.jpg[/img]\r\n[b][i]Hmm chubby.[/i][/b]\r\n\r\nBut I digress.\r\n\r\nI am here just to talk to you about apple pies, man they pretty good right like cmon props up cause apple pie is the shiznittle.\r\nLately I have been going to this bakery that has perfected apple pies. Lets go more in depth shall we? Rhetorical! Of we will.\r\n\r\nThese 1 person hand sized pies, made with the best hand made pie crusts on mankind, and instead of filling to the top with apples half is left empty so that it doesn't overflow and burst when you eat it subsequently turning it more into a apple soup(I think you all know what we talkin' 'bout fellows, amirite?hahahayes). This then, done with the best apples you can find cut perfectly into slices, go into the pie. Once the pie is finished, this extra air pocket leaves it lose enough to eat as a sandwich. Take a moment to lay back in your chair and think of an apple pie sandwich.\r\n\r\n[img]http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews_impact/2008/10/large_101108daze1.jpg[/img]\r\n[i][b]"Finally, a viable alternative to eating this way!"\r\n-me, my dad, and I bet more people too[/b][/i]\r\n\r\n\r\nWait, rewind, lets just look at some more pies here.\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.modernfood4u.com/galerija/deserts/apple%20pie.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\nHmmmfff.. oh yeah.\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.mccormick.com/~/media/Images/Recipes/Recipe%20Details/Desserts/Classic_Apple_Pie.ashx?w=380[/img]\r\n\r\nOh baby.\r\n\r\n[img]http://homecookingrocks.com/wp-content/uploads/house/2009/07/apple-pie-7.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\nDat pie. 8)\r\n\r\n\r\nYeah boiiis I think you know where I am at, pie is the bomb. Every bite is a bite from heaven, although not apple I have one of them upstairs and it's blueberry, just as good omg just thinking about it I am so down, first just nibbles, then full bites going into a fusion frenzy ogmeyahoooooooo. \r\n\r\nI know everyone's been there at least a few times they've been 1 on 1 with pie, its really like a religious experience.\r\n\r\n[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Cm4V3WKfLi9SAM:http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/kittiefreak89/JesusPie.jpg&t=1[/img]\r\n[b][i]Can you believe that this came up when I googled "Jesus Pie"?[/i][/b]\r\n\r\nAnyways, I am gonna go off to eat some pie and I be back, but please share your pie experiences, or if you will, piexsperience.\r\nIf you are too ashamed, please post on my wall about your sacred apple pie experiences and will post here for you as "anonymous experiences, or if you will, anonyxperiences.\r\n\r\nIf you even too scared of letting go like that, at least share your support with apple imagery!\r\n\r\nRemember, stay informed!\r\nSee profile for helpful link to being informed on Apple Pies.\r\n\r\nApplePieLikeWOWOWOWW\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\nps:\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.diabetesdaily.com/grace/2008/09/18/Motherhood_and_apple_pie.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\n[img]http://monasbakery.com/Pictures/mini-apple-pie.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.appleluscious.com/festival/images/festival_2007/apple_pies_mangan.jpg[/img]

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KFK

1,051 posts

Nomad

Posted August 2, '10 1:30pm UTC

@Graham

Chocolate pie. Isn't that just like an French crÃ&ordfe (crepe)?

I like apple and blueberry pies..apple pie with cinnamon is the best! I also like mincemeat pie (I think it's called mincemeat) but not as a snack.

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dnguyen

614 posts

Nomad

Posted August 2, '10 1:33pm UTC

hhm... apple pie. I remember the first time I ate apple pie... *flashback*

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Valks

262 posts

Nomad

Posted August 2, '10 5:00pm UTC

Homemade blackberry pies with whipped cream in particular

Mmmm....I love blackberries when they're a little more ripe and not as sour.I'd say you'll need to wait about a day before you eat them so they're a little more sweet. Especially if you just bought them from a Farmer's Market. I'm not sure about blackberry pie since it sounds like you'd need to add a ton of sugar like in gooseberry pie to prevent it from being too sour. I'll just stick to my pumpkin and cherry pies. Nummy.

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Ernie15

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Bard

Posted August 2, '10 10:33pm UTC

Berry pies always win against apple pie. It's a fact of life.

Peach pie is also great, but people usually don't acknowledge its existence.

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pmalan

207 posts

Nomad

Posted August 2, '10 10:52pm UTC

All of the pies are good! That's all, that's a fact!

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MRWalker82

4,005 posts

Shepherd

Posted August 2, '10 11:03pm UTC

strawberry-rhubarb FTW!

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Saving123

1,258 posts

Nomad

Posted August 2, '10 11:06pm UTC

Apple Pir? I want a slice, only if you have milkkkkkk.

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skater_kid_who_pwns

4,371 posts

Blacksmith

Posted August 3, '10 2:50am UTC

Omfg. I wanna curl up in a pie, and just sleep in it, then when I wake up, eat it. I men how great would that be. Sleeping i na warm apple pie?

Ernie, who do you think you are? Your not a mod, stop trying to act like your one. And your not a hard a** so stop that to.

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Saving123

1,258 posts

Nomad

Posted August 3, '10 2:53am UTC

Omfg. I wanna curl up in a pie, and just sleep in it, then when I wake up, eat it. I men how great would that be. Sleeping i na warm apple pie?

For some reason you made me feel like a pervert when I read that.

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StepOnABaby

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Nomad

Posted August 3, '10 3:14am UTC

Meh, this topic made me lol XD, now you made me hungry for apple pie, good thing my fiancee made some! nomnomnomnomnom.

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KingDiamond55

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Nomad

Posted August 3, '10 3:44am UTC

IKR!!! PIEZ

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Saving123

1,258 posts

Nomad

Posted August 3, '10 4:02am UTC

Meh, this topic made me lol XD, now you made me hungry for apple pie, good thing my fiancee made some! nomnomnomnomnom.

I think the funniest part was right here.

And also if you haven't realized, apple pies are pretty awesome, just thinking about it gives me a chubby.

Hmm chubby.

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tomertheking

1,751 posts

Jester

Posted August 3, '10 6:29am UTC

What's the idea of this thread? um? Anyone? You back there with no pants.

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Darkroot

2,763 posts

Peasant

Posted August 4, '10 12:13am UTC

Apple pie is only good if you yourself make it. If it's store bought you might as well be eating old manure with preservatives

how do you figure that?

Store bought are usually made with cheap ingredients and not oven fresh. Also when you make pie you have the final choice and are able to make a pie that will suit your tastes the best.

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Saving123

1,258 posts

Nomad

Posted August 4, '10 12:24am UTC

What's the idea of this thread? um? Anyone? You back there with no pants.

OH your good, how did you guess?

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