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Hey guys, whats up. I don't know about you but I am pretty fresh.


Hmm fresh.

And also if you haven't realized, apple pies are pretty awesome, just thinking about it gives me a chubby.


Hmm chubby.

But I digress.

I am here just to talk to you about apple pies, man they pretty good right like cmon props up cause apple pie is the shiznittle.
Lately I have been going to this bakery that has perfected apple pies. Lets go more in depth shall we? Rhetorical! Of we will.

These 1 person hand sized pies, made with the best hand made pie crusts on mankind, and instead of filling to the top with apples half is left empty so that it doesn't overflow and burst when you eat it subsequently turning it more into a apple soup(I think you all know what we talkin' 'bout fellows, amirite?hahahayes). This then, done with the best apples you can find cut perfectly into slices, go into the pie. Once the pie is finished, this extra air pocket leaves it lose enough to eat as a sandwich. Take a moment to lay back in your chair and think of an apple pie sandwich.


"Finally, a viable alternative to eating this way!"
-me, my dad, and I bet more people too


Wait, rewind, lets just look at some more pies here.



Hmmmfff.. oh yeah.



Oh baby.



Dat pie. 8)


Yeah boiiis I think you know where I am at, pie is the bomb. Every bite is a bite from heaven, although not apple I have one of them upstairs and it's blueberry, just as good omg just thinking about it I am so down, first just nibbles, then full bites going into a fusion frenzy ogmeyahoooooooo.

I know everyone's been there at least a few times they've been 1 on 1 with pie, its really like a religious experience.

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Can you believe that this came up when I googled "Jesus Pie"?

Anyways, I am gonna go off to eat some pie and I be back, but please share your pie experiences, or if you will, piexsperience.
If you are too ashamed, please post on my wall about your sacred apple pie experiences and will post here for you as "anonymous experiences, or if you will, anonyxperiences.

If you even too scared of letting go like that, at least share your support with apple imagery!

Remember, stay informed!
See profile for helpful link to being informed on Apple Pies.

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