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ApplePieLikeWOWOWOWW

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Nomad

Posted August 2, '10 4:50am UTC

Hey guys, whats up. I don't know about you but I am pretty fresh.

Hmm fresh.

And also if you haven't realized, apple pies are pretty awesome, just thinking about it gives me a chubby.

Hmm chubby.

But I digress.

I am here just to talk to you about apple pies, man they pretty good right like cmon props up cause apple pie is the shiznittle.
Lately I have been going to this bakery that has perfected apple pies. Lets go more in depth shall we? Rhetorical! Of we will.

These 1 person hand sized pies, made with the best hand made pie crusts on mankind, and instead of filling to the top with apples half is left empty so that it doesn't overflow and burst when you eat it subsequently turning it more into a apple soup(I think you all know what we talkin' 'bout fellows, amirite?hahahayes). This then, done with the best apples you can find cut perfectly into slices, go into the pie. Once the pie is finished, this extra air pocket leaves it lose enough to eat as a sandwich. Take a moment to lay back in your chair and think of an apple pie sandwich.

"Finally, a viable alternative to eating this way!"
-me, my dad, and I bet more people too

Wait, rewind, lets just look at some more pies here.

Hmmmfff.. oh yeah.

Oh baby.

Dat pie. 8)

Yeah boiiis I think you know where I am at, pie is the bomb. Every bite is a bite from heaven, although not apple I have one of them upstairs and it's blueberry, just as good omg just thinking about it I am so down, first just nibbles, then full bites going into a fusion frenzy ogmeyahoooooooo.

I know everyone's been there at least a few times they've been 1 on 1 with pie, its really like a religious experience.

images?q=tbn<i class= http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/kittiefreak89/JesusPie.jpg&t=1" alt="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbnhttp://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/kittiefreak89/JesusPie.jpg&t=1" />
Can you believe that this came up when I googled "Jesus Pie"?

Anyways, I am gonna go off to eat some pie and I be back, but please share your pie experiences, or if you will, piexsperience.
If you are too ashamed, please post on my wall about your sacred apple pie experiences and will post here for you as "anonymous experiences, or if you will, anonyxperiences.

If you even too scared of letting go like that, at least share your support with apple imagery!

Remember, stay informed!
See profile for helpful link to being informed on Apple Pies.

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Hey guys, whats up. I don't know about you but I am pretty fresh.\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.bettycrocker.com/images/beautyshots/r34684fp.jpg[/img]\r\n[b][i]Hmm fresh.[/i][/b]\r\n\r\nAnd also if you haven't realized, apple pies are pretty awesome, just thinking about it gives me a chubby.\r\n\r\n[img]http://img.alibaba.com/photo/105513620/Chubby_Kids_Soft_Drink.jpg[/img]\r\n[b][i]Hmm chubby.[/i][/b]\r\n\r\nBut I digress.\r\n\r\nI am here just to talk to you about apple pies, man they pretty good right like cmon props up cause apple pie is the shiznittle.\r\nLately I have been going to this bakery that has perfected apple pies. Lets go more in depth shall we? Rhetorical! Of we will.\r\n\r\nThese 1 person hand sized pies, made with the best hand made pie crusts on mankind, and instead of filling to the top with apples half is left empty so that it doesn't overflow and burst when you eat it subsequently turning it more into a apple soup(I think you all know what we talkin' 'bout fellows, amirite?hahahayes). This then, done with the best apples you can find cut perfectly into slices, go into the pie. Once the pie is finished, this extra air pocket leaves it lose enough to eat as a sandwich. Take a moment to lay back in your chair and think of an apple pie sandwich.\r\n\r\n[img]http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews_impact/2008/10/large_101108daze1.jpg[/img]\r\n[i][b]"Finally, a viable alternative to eating this way!"\r\n-me, my dad, and I bet more people too[/b][/i]\r\n\r\n\r\nWait, rewind, lets just look at some more pies here.\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.modernfood4u.com/galerija/deserts/apple%20pie.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\nHmmmfff.. oh yeah.\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.mccormick.com/~/media/Images/Recipes/Recipe%20Details/Desserts/Classic_Apple_Pie.ashx?w=380[/img]\r\n\r\nOh baby.\r\n\r\n[img]http://homecookingrocks.com/wp-content/uploads/house/2009/07/apple-pie-7.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\nDat pie. 8)\r\n\r\n\r\nYeah boiiis I think you know where I am at, pie is the bomb. Every bite is a bite from heaven, although not apple I have one of them upstairs and it's blueberry, just as good omg just thinking about it I am so down, first just nibbles, then full bites going into a fusion frenzy ogmeyahoooooooo. \r\n\r\nI know everyone's been there at least a few times they've been 1 on 1 with pie, its really like a religious experience.\r\n\r\n[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Cm4V3WKfLi9SAM:http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/kittiefreak89/JesusPie.jpg&t=1[/img]\r\n[b][i]Can you believe that this came up when I googled "Jesus Pie"?[/i][/b]\r\n\r\nAnyways, I am gonna go off to eat some pie and I be back, but please share your pie experiences, or if you will, piexsperience.\r\nIf you are too ashamed, please post on my wall about your sacred apple pie experiences and will post here for you as "anonymous experiences, or if you will, anonyxperiences.\r\n\r\nIf you even too scared of letting go like that, at least share your support with apple imagery!\r\n\r\nRemember, stay informed!\r\nSee profile for helpful link to being informed on Apple Pies.\r\n\r\nApplePieLikeWOWOWOWW\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\nps:\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.diabetesdaily.com/grace/2008/09/18/Motherhood_and_apple_pie.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\n[img]http://monasbakery.com/Pictures/mini-apple-pie.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\n[img]http://www.appleluscious.com/festival/images/festival_2007/apple_pies_mangan.jpg[/img]

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aknerd

1,416 posts

Peasant

Posted August 4, '10 12:58am UTC

Peach pie is also great, but people usually don't acknowledge its existence.

I like anything peach related.

And why has no one mentioned pecan pie?
It's so oralgasmic, you practically need to wear protection on your tongue. No, really. You don't want to end up growing a pecan vine in your belly. Or getting a PTD*.

*Pecan Transmitted Disease.

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Ernie15

13,344 posts

Bard

Posted August 4, '10 1:27am UTC

Your not a mod, stop trying to act like your one.

A real mod would've told the OP user to resize the images next time instead of just laughing at them like I did.

And your not a hard a** so stop that to.

Not really being one. Stop being a douche and quit the passive flaming.

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And why has no one mentioned pecan pie?

Nobody has said anything about pumpkin pie either, which I don't understand. That one is just as popular as pecan, and I think it tastes slightly better.

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skater_kid_who_pwns

4,371 posts

Blacksmith

Posted August 4, '10 4:17am UTC

[quote]Ever heard of resizing the images?
Didn't think so.

If I could see the images, I would have probably left this thread alone, or I would have made some stupid joke about pie.
Photobucket makes it very easy to resize.

Yes, beacuse you totally didn't tell them to resize them or anything, and not take it as a joke untill after zoph posted that its was chill.

Stop being a douche and quit the passive flaming.

I'm a douche, get over it. passive, as in minimual, or weak? Ernie, you seem to have forgotten I nearly got you banned once sir.

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skater_kid_who_pwns

4,371 posts

Blacksmith

Posted August 4, '10 4:18am UTC

Ever heard of resizing the images?
Didn't think so.

If I could see the images, I would have probably left this thread alone, or I would have made some stupid joke about pie.
Photobucket makes it very easy to resize.

Yes, beacuse you totally didn't tell them to resize them or anything, and not take it as a joke untill after zoph posted that its was chill.

Stop being a douche and quit the passive flaming.

I'm a douche, get over it. passive, as in minimual, or weak? Ernie, you seem to have forgotten I nearly got you banned once sir.

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Possiblelnstability

194 posts

Nomad

Posted August 4, '10 6:01am UTC

How about you two just whip em out and measure 'em already?

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tomertheking

1,751 posts

Jester

Posted August 4, '10 6:22am UTC

Can't the mods resize the images?

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xAyjAy

4,710 posts

Blacksmith

Posted August 4, '10 12:55pm UTC

All of the pies are good! That's all, that's a fact!

it depends on the liking of the people. i like pie as long there is no alcohol/alcoholic taste in them.

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jabello11

721 posts

Nomad

Posted August 4, '10 3:08pm UTC

I don't like pie at all. I don't seem to find it yummy. I omnomnom on fruits, not in a pie.

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Polymusician

23 posts

Nomad

Posted August 4, '10 5:02pm UTC

Win thread is win

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runner928

56 posts

Nomad

Posted August 4, '10 5:06pm UTC

I don't think their is much of a difference.

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snipershot325

844 posts

Nomad

Posted August 4, '10 5:09pm UTC

hm........ this has got to be the most non spam, spam topic ive ever seen...

this thread would have been perfect in the newcomers section of the forum

Lol,make it look like it's not spam by putting all those random pitures of apple pie and dialouge.But this is actually a load of spam/crap!I hate apple pie!!

Gretest spam ever 0_0

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knight_34

13,817 posts

Farmer

Posted August 4, '10 5:12pm UTC

I like all kinds of pie. Blueberry pie is a favorite.

Yeah, I also do love savory pies.

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runner928

56 posts

Nomad

Posted August 4, '10 5:13pm UTC

Who cares about pies this much!

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xAyjAy

4,710 posts

Blacksmith

Posted August 4, '10 5:35pm UTC

Who cares about pies this much!

peoples who want to eat them? i dont know...

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knight_34

13,817 posts

Farmer

Posted August 4, '10 5:41pm UTC

Do not use bolds please or else I will come after you!

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