First, I make a topic of a top 5000000, then I'll post number 5000000 on that list with (5000000) before it. Number 5000000 will be very pathetic. Then the next user puts (4999999) in front of it and tries to think of something slightly better. Next will put (4999998) and think of something alightly better again. If the thread is ever dead for 5 days in a row without response, I assume that nobody can think of anything, the game ends and you have to wait for me to create a new topic. poiuytreewq
How it Works: First, I make a topic of a top 5000000, then I'll post number 5000000 on that list with (5000000) before it. Number 5000000 will be very pathetic. Then the next user puts (4999999) in front of it and tries to think of something slightly better. Next will put (4999998) and think of something alightly better again. If the thread is ever dead for 5 days in a row without response, I assume that nobody can think of anything, the game ends and you have to wait for me to create a new topic. If #1 is ever reached, which I highly doubt, a new topic will be created.
How it DOESN'T Work: You have to spam every post you make, remember that, it's most important! Trolling and flaming is highly recommended. Putting the wrong number in front of your posts is greatly appreciated. Things you post gotta be a whole lot better than the last. ____________________________________________________________
COPY/PASTE EVERYTHING BELOW THIS LINE! (you can post now) ____________________________________________________________
Topic: Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff.
(back-to-back and double posting isnt allowed either. Repeating things like a slightly larger cliff have to be used sparingly and may not be use twice anywhere in the entire top. In fact, nothing may be used twice! [but if a very long time has passed since last use, {-/+ 10 pages} it's OK to do so. {Also, you gotta actually [b]COPY/PASTE[/b] the thing I posted at the top, so that everyone knows the topic even if pages have passed!}])
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4,999,999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4,999,998)Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4,999,999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4,999,998)Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4,999,997)Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4,999,999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4,999,998)Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4,999,997)Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4,999,996)Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4,999,999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4,999,998)Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4,999,997)Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4,999,996)Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4,999,995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline
Topic: Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff.
