First, I make a topic of a top 5000000, then I'll post number 5000000 on that list with (5000000) before it. Number 5000000 will be very pathetic. Then the next user puts (4999999) in front of it and tries to think of something slightly better. Next will put (4999998) and think of something alightly better again. If the thread is ever dead for 5 days in a row without response, I assume that nobody can think of anything, the game ends and you have to wait for me to create a new topic. poiuytreewq
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978) Drown yourself
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978 is not quite worse than 4999979) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978 is not quite worse than 4999979) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies (4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978 is not quite worse than 4999979) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies (4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die. (4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978 is not quite worse than 4999979) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies (4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die. (4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand. (4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.
Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders!
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978 is not quite worse than 4999979) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies (4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die. (4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand. (4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left. (4999973)Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978 is not quite worse than 4999979) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies (4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die. (4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand. (4999974)Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978 is not quite worse than 4999979) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies (4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die. (4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand. (4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left. (4999973)Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs. (4999972)Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978 is not quite worse than 4999979) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies (4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die. (4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand. (4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left. (4999973)Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs. (4999972)Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies (4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die. (4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand. (4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left. (4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs. (4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs. (4999971) Get an abortion (4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it! Get 2 abortions!
Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide. (5000000) Jump off a cliff. (4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one. (4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest. (4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys (4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies (4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline (4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs. (4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys. (4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids. (4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated. (4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in. (4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff. (4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff. (4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff. (4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff. (4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff. (4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff. (4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff. (4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff (4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off (4999978) Drown yourself (4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies (4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die. (4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand. (4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left. (4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs. (4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs. (4999971) Get an abortion (4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it! Get 2 abortions! (4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you
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