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Posted August 19, '10 3:51pm UTC

Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide.
(5000000) Jump off a cliff.
(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.
(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.
(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys
(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies
(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline
(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.
(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.
(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.
(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.
(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.
(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.
(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.
(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.
(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.
(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff
(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off
(4999978) Drown yourself
(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies
(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.
(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.
(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.
(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.
(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
(4999971) Get an abortion
(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!
Get 2 abortions!
(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you
(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.
(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!

Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide.\r\n(5000000) Jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.\r\n(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.\r\n(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys\r\n(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies\r\n(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline\r\n(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.\r\n(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.\r\n(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.\r\n(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.\r\n(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.\r\n(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.\r\n(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff\r\n(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off\r\n(4999978) Drown yourself\r\n(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies\r\n(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.\r\n(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.\r\n(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.\r\n(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.\r\n(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.\r\n(4999971) Get an abortion\r\n(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!\r\nGet 2 abortions!\r\n(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you\r\n(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.\r\n(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!

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Posted August 19, '10 3:57pm UTC

Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide.
(5000000) Jump off a cliff.
(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.
(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.
(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys
(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies
(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline
(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.
(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.
(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.
(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.
(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.
(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.
(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.
(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.
(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.
(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff
(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off
(4999978) Drown yourself
(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies
(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.
(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.
(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.
(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.
(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
(4999971) Get an abortion
(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!
Get 2 abortions!
(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you
(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.
(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!
(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!

Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide.\r\n(5000000) Jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.\r\n(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.\r\n(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys\r\n(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies\r\n(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline\r\n(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.\r\n(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.\r\n(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.\r\n(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.\r\n(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.\r\n(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.\r\n(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff\r\n(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off\r\n(4999978) Drown yourself\r\n(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies\r\n(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.\r\n(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.\r\n(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.\r\n(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.\r\n(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.\r\n(4999971) Get an abortion\r\n(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!\r\nGet 2 abortions!\r\n(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you\r\n(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.\r\n(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!\r\n(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!

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1,245 posts

Nomad

Posted August 25, '10 7:36am UTC

Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide.
(5000000) Jump off a cliff.
(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.
(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.
(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys
(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies
(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline
(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.
(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.
(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.
(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.
(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.
(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.
(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.
(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.
(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.
(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff
(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off
(4999978) Drown yourself
(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies
(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.
(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.
(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.
(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.
(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
(4999971) Get an abortion
(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!
Get 2 abortions!
(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you
(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.
(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!
(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!
(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*

Top 5000000 ways to commit suicide.\r\n(5000000) Jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.\r\n(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.\r\n(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys\r\n(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies\r\n(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline\r\n(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.\r\n(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.\r\n(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.\r\n(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.\r\n(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.\r\n(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.\r\n(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff\r\n(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off\r\n(4999978) Drown yourself\r\n(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies\r\n(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.\r\n(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.\r\n(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.\r\n(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.\r\n(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.\r\n(4999971) Get an abortion\r\n(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!\r\nGet 2 abortions!\r\n(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you\r\n(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.\r\n(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!\r\n(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!\r\n(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*

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Larmus

351 posts

Nomad

Posted August 25, '10 7:19pm UTC

(5000000) Jump off a cliff.
(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.
(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.
(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys
(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies
(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline
(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.
(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.
(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.
(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.
(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.
(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.
(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.
(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.
(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.
(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff
(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off
(4999978) Drown yourself
(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies
(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.
(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.
(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.
(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.
(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
(4999971) Get an abortion
(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!
Get 2 abortions!
(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you
(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.
(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!
(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!
(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*
(4999964) Stare at Chuck Norris!

(5000000) Jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.\r\n(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.\r\n(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys\r\n(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies\r\n(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline\r\n(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.\r\n(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.\r\n(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.\r\n(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.\r\n(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.\r\n(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.\r\n(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff\r\n(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off\r\n(4999978) Drown yourself\r\n(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies\r\n(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.\r\n(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.\r\n(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.\r\n(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.\r\n(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.\r\n(4999971) Get an abortion\r\n(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!\r\nGet 2 abortions!\r\n(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you\r\n(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.\r\n(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!\r\n(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!\r\n(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*\r\n(4999964) Stare at Chuck Norris!

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Sporemaniac777

1,373 posts

Nomad

Posted August 26, '10 8:19am UTC

(5000000) Jump off a cliff.
(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.
(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.
(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys
(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies
(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline
(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.
(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.
(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.
(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.
(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.
(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.
(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.
(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.
(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.
(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff
(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off
(4999978) Drown yourself
(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies
(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.
(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.
(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.
(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.
(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
(4999971) Get an abortion
(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!
Get 2 abortions!
(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you
(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.
(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!
(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!
(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*
(4999964) Stare at Chuck Norris!
(4999943) Jump off a cliff with a mcdonalds inside, wearing a T-shirt with "I Love BK" on it.

(5000000) Jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.\r\n(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.\r\n(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys\r\n(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies\r\n(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline\r\n(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.\r\n(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.\r\n(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.\r\n(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.\r\n(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.\r\n(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.\r\n(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff\r\n(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off\r\n(4999978) Drown yourself\r\n(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies\r\n(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.\r\n(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.\r\n(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.\r\n(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.\r\n(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.\r\n(4999971) Get an abortion\r\n(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!\r\nGet 2 abortions!\r\n(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you\r\n(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.\r\n(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!\r\n(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!\r\n(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*\r\n(4999964) Stare at Chuck Norris!\r\n(4999943) Jump off a cliff with a mcdonalds inside, wearing a T-shirt with "I Love BK" on it.

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R4000

1,245 posts

Nomad

Posted August 29, '10 4:08pm UTC

(5000000) Jump off a cliff.
(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.
(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.
(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys
(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies
(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline
(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.
(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.
(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.
(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.
(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.
(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.
(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.
(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.
(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.
(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff
(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off
(4999978) Drown yourself
(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies
(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.
(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.
(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.
(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.
(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
(4999971) Get an abortion
(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!
Get 2 abortions!
(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you
(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.
(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!
(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!
(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*
(4999964) Stare at Chuck Norris!
(4999963) Jump off a cliff with a mcdonalds inside, wearing a T-shirt with "I Love BK" on it
(4999962) Tease Chuck Norris.

(5000000) Jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.\r\n(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.\r\n(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys\r\n(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies\r\n(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline\r\n(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.\r\n(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.\r\n(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.\r\n(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.\r\n(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.\r\n(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.\r\n(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff\r\n(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off\r\n(4999978) Drown yourself\r\n(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies\r\n(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.\r\n(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.\r\n(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.\r\n(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.\r\n(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.\r\n(4999971) Get an abortion\r\n(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!\r\nGet 2 abortions!\r\n(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you\r\n(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.\r\n(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!\r\n(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!\r\n(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*\r\n(4999964) Stare at Chuck Norris!\r\n(4999963) Jump off a cliff with a mcdonalds inside, wearing a T-shirt with "I Love BK" on it\r\n(4999962) Tease Chuck Norris.

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TacoNinja27

212 posts

Nomad

Posted August 29, '10 7:23pm UTC

(5000000) Jump off a cliff.
(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.
(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.
(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys
(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies
(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline
(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.
(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.
(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.
(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.
(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.
(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.
(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.
(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.
(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.
(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.
(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.
(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff
(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off
(4999978) Drown yourself
(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies
(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.
(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.
(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.
(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.
(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.
(4999971) Get an abortion
(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!
Get 2 abortions!
(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you
(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.
(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!
(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!
(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*
(4999964) Stare at Chuck Norris!
(4999963) Jump off a cliff with a mcdonalds inside, wearing a T-shirt with "I Love BK" on it
(4999962) Tease Chuck Norris.
(4999962) Kill yourself.

(5000000) Jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999999) Jump off a slightly larger cliff than the previous one.\r\n(4999998) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest.\r\n(4999997) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys\r\n(4999996) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of dead babies\r\n(4999995) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline\r\n(4999994) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs.\r\n(4999993) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys.\r\n(4999992) Jump off a cliff with a knife pinned to your chest while burning covered in gasoline and lamp oil, rope and bombs into a barrel of depressed monkeys while thinking of your dear wife and kids.\r\n(4999991) Jump off a higher cliff than the ones previously stated.\r\n(4999990) Drive a car off the cliff with you in.\r\n(4999989) Tie your neck to a rock, then throw it off the cliff.\r\n(4999988) Pour fire and gasoline into your body, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999987) Slit your wrists, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999986) Have a bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999985) Have an active bomb strapped to your chest, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999984) Drink bleach, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999983) Cut your arms off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999982) Cut your legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999981) Cut your arms and legs off, then jump off a cliff.\r\n(4999980) Pour acid over your entire body, then jump off a cliff\r\n(4999979) drink bleach cut off an arm and then cover urself in acid and then jump of a cliff while cuttting the rest of ur limbs off\r\n(4999978) Drown yourself\r\n(4999977) Drown yourself in a pool of dead babies\r\n(4999976) tie a rope around your neck. light your clothes on fire, swallow poison, and then jump off a cliff and hang there, and then shoot yourself before you die.\r\n(4999975) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock with a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand.\r\n(4999974) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left.\r\n(4999973) Put acid in your eyes, drink antifreeze and jump off a cliff to a pool of SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS with a bottle of napalm in your right hand, and a well done steak in your left while getting bit by hobo spiders and dogs.\r\n(4999972) Put glass pieces to your eyes, drink acid and jump off a cliff to a sharp rock in piranhia infested water woth a bottle of nitroglycerin in your right hand, while cutting off your legs.\r\n(4999971) Get an abortion\r\n(4999970) Call Chuck Norris in to torture you, wait, that's probably #1, lemme think of something else... Ah! Got it!\r\nGet 2 abortions!\r\n(4999969)clone chuck norris 1000 time and get them all to roundhouse kick you with dr octagonapus firing his lazar at you\r\n(4999968) Inject yourself with a zombie mutation serum, go to a densly populated city. Wait for the serum to enter your bloodstream and alter your biological structure then infect the entire city with the deadly chemical.\r\n(4999967) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid!\r\n(4999966) Jump of a cliff into a bag of penguins that have been injected with zombie mutation serum whilst drinking a cup of glass pieces soaked in acid then wait until the zombie penguins eat you alive slowly and painfully!\r\n(4999965) Jump off a cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff.Then jump off that cliff onto another cliff. Then jump off that cliff into Weegee's lair. Then... YOU DARE BRING YOUR FACE INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you* *thunder comes out of Weegee's eyes onto you*\r\n(4999964) Stare at Chuck Norris!\r\n(4999963) Jump off a cliff with a mcdonalds inside, wearing a T-shirt with "I Love BK" on it\r\n(4999962) Tease Chuck Norris.\r\n(4999962) Kill yourself.

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