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vontje
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What's the first thing you would do, if you changed gender? So a boy became a girl, a girl became a boy..

Beside dirty things, i guess i would ride a bicycle, i'm still curious how it feels for a men to sit on such a thing haha

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bacobit
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@Tilor-Why would you do that?

th100
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Plus, you can't control when you menstruate; it happens only about once a month... And bacobit's got a point. What's your motivation?

Zophia
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That is really my point. I know there is a lot to gender transformation, but the format and the context of this topic is going a bit far. I just don't see how this could go further.
And this is why WEPR>Tavern... At least the ones sneaking over there can usually... Well, not sink to this. >.>

You forgot "getting kicked in the balls."
That's a thing to make an effort to specifically avoid, really.

*rolls*
M00CH
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well if i changed to a girl..............................................................................*silence*.......i hope you dont know what im thinking.................OK BYE. O_O

aknerd
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*rolls*

Hm?

That's a thing to make an effort to specifically avoid, really.


Oh, it is. However, if you, as a new man (and therefore with never-injured balls) were to go up to another man and tell him that you have never hurt your testicles, it would only incite him to punch you in the balls.

You see, I was being completely serious when I said that every guy I know has suffered some sort of testicular injury in public. For most guys, this has probably happened multiple times. Depending on one's level of activity and evilness of friends, it might happen as often as every week or even every day.

Despite that it's such a "normal" injury, it hurts worse than you can believe. And the pain lingers for a surprising amount of time. The fact that you are probably surrounded by laughing people doesn't help much, either.

So obviously no guy who has gone through this could stand to let another guy make it through his life pain free. Actually, this is one of the reasons testicle injuries are so common: guys are constantly hitting each other in the nuts.

Point is, the more you try to not have your balls injured, the more likely it is for some jerk to throw a baseball at your crotch.

On the other hand, one of my good friends suffered a testicle injury so severe that even just observing it caused excruciating amounts of sympathy pain (though we laughed anyway). As a result, no one has ever tried to harm his balls since the accident, even if he deserved it.

And now you know (if you didn't before).
SubZero131
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And did you like your bathroom full of pee after that?


wut? i figure your supposed to stick ur cock down not spray it around the room like a hose
XVERB
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Point is, the more you try to not have your balls injured, the more likely it is for some jerk to throw a baseball at your crotch.


exactly right. If your wearing a cup the first thing someone would do is kick you right there. Just because your trying to avoid it
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