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vontje
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What's the first thing you would do, if you changed gender? So a boy became a girl, a girl became a boy..

Beside dirty things, i guess i would ride a bicycle, i'm still curious how it feels for a men to sit on such a thing haha

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allright88
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Hey u got different one,If I change my gender I will first think of how to change back!

Ernie15
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First I would get into a physical relationship with myself.

Then I would stand in front of the mirror for a while without my clothes on.

Then I would eat a bunch of laxatives, because that's probably fun to do if you're a girl.

Then I'd get drunk and get a personal experience of how estrogen and alcohol mix.

Then I would pee sitting down.

aknerd
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1) Slap a guy for starring at my boobs.

I'm assuming I would have a great rack. Or a really weird looking set. Just something that would cause guys to stare.

2) Watch daytime talk shows.

3) Make a porno. A girl needs money... especially when she has to post bail for slapping a guy.

4) Spend over a thousand dollars on shoes. Preferably, this would be some guy's money, and not from my porno earnings.

Oh, and be bad at math. I've always wondered what it would be like to be bad at math.

knight_34
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I do and I would find it weird having sexual activities with a dude if I changed genders from male to female, thus I would avoid doing so. Doesn't mean I would go lesbian however.

Then I would pee sitting down.


There is nothing really special about urinating while seated.

4) Spend over a thousand dollars on shoes. Preferably, this would be some guy's money, and not from my porno earnings.


That would be very good.
Freakenstein
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There is nothing really special about urinating while seated.


What? It's not like men don't do it.

I dunno. I've always had fantasies about being a girl for a period of about a day to over a month. Being the girl I imagined myself, I would have long hair, wake up every morning with it all over the place, spend an hour shaping it, spend a half hour putting various makeup on, mascara and skin tone to name a couple. Then, I would spend countless moments in class fidgeting over my new bra I just bought and try to fix it correctly.
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I dunno. I've always had fantasies about being a girl for a period of about a day to over a month. Being the girl I imagined myself, I would have long hair, wake up every morning with it all over the place, spend an hour shaping it, spend a half hour putting various makeup on, mascara and skin tone to name a couple. Then, I would spend countless moments in class fidgeting over my new bra I just bought and try to fix it correctly.


Dude, WTF?!
yazoo
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Why do people say sit down on a toilet? Do you guys poop standing up or what? lol

knight_34
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Why do people say sit down on a toilet? Do you guys poop standing up or what? lol


Eh? How are females supposed to urinate standing up?

Guys urinate standing, that's why a few people here want to see how urinating while seated feels like.
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Well, the replies here are pretty much what I would have expected for such a thread, teenage boys that most of us are.

Trying not to think of anything that's become stale.. There's not really much of that left here, these guys have repeated so many of them enough.

Hm, I might as well answer the question of peeing sitting down. Maybe TMI, but my body decides to multitask and release both fluid and solid waste at the same time quite often, so I, and likely many (I'd say most) other people pee sitting down more than simply occasionally.

I don't really see how this itself can be so big of a question, unless those of of you who would experience it as a female are alluding to the difference in genitalia during the said act.

I've seen mention of PMS, and let me tell you that I balk at the idea of female hormones.. Really, no thanks. I'd honestly prefer not to change, having become so used to my male body.

I dunno. I've always had fantasies about being a girl for a period of about a day to over a month. Being the girl I imagined myself, I would have long hair, wake up every morning with it all over the place, spend an hour shaping it, spend a half hour putting various makeup on, mascara and skin tone to name a couple. Then, I would spend countless moments in class fidgeting over my new bra I just bought and try to fix it correctly.

Gah, I would hate to have to do that.. My daily routine consists of light PT to wake up, a shave, shower, brushing my teeth, then getting dressed and heading out, in that order. This all takes about twenty to thirty minutes, cut in half if I don't exercise. Spending that much extra time on how I look? I'd be an ugly girl anyways, but I think I would travel the path of at least one of my female friends and almost entirely forgo my physical appearance. Of course, she can go without it, but as a girl, I think I would need it for people not to chase me out of town with torches and various garden implements.

I get up early enough as it is.. Primping and preening for so long? No.. Just.. No.

Ah, just as I was about to press submit, I thought of two things.

1.) Go out and smell things, females have a more acute sense of smell than males.

2.) Look at some art (not the modern stuff, that's almost all garbage.. Literally), the gene for seeing the color red is only located in the X chromosome, females can also see color much better than males.
knight_34
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Hm, I might as well answer the question of peeing sitting down. Maybe TMI, but my body decides to multitask and release both fluid and solid waste at the same time quite often, so I, and likely many (I'd say most) other people pee sitting down more than simply occasionally.


I'm getting tired but I'll reply..

Yeah, happens to me quite often too. I find myself needing to dispose of both liquid and solid waste a lot of times. No point in standing up really when that happens. I still stand while urinating only though.
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I need to understand the context of the question better. Are we talking about becoming transgendered? Surgery involved?

Or is this just a magical moment when the laws of physics are in total upheaval and by chance you are allowed to change gender? Can I change back at will or is there an allotted amount of time for this gender transfiguration?

I need the answers to these questions, before I can answer the larger question, as the circumstances of the change affect my decision making.

vontje
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I need to understand the context of the question better. Are we talking about becoming transgendered? Surgery involved?


I mean that you change gender magically for 1 day or more and what you would do, things you always was curious about.

As for me, it would be very funny to pee while standing and to ride a bicycle.. I'm really curious about how you can sit on it, with so much in your pants haha
Asherlee
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This is borderline, iffy.

It asks if one changes genitalia what would you do first? Clearly, sexual notions are off the table, so what do you have left? Urination.

We pretty much covered that. I really don't see a reason for this to go on any further.

Zophia
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Eh? How are females supposed to urinate standing up?
It's possible, mhm.

That aside.

@Asherlee's post:
Changing gender is quite a bit more than switching your genitals. It's gonna affect how people in general view you, how you physically (and mentally, from hormone influence) work, what sort of things will be expected of you...
Sure, you as a person could stay pretty much the same, but magical transformation or the real life surgery type, it's... More than urination. >.>

Teenagers on a game site, though, so eh.

Topic reminds me of the webcomic Misfile. Boy wakes up magically transformed into girl by some mishap in Heaven's file system, has to deal with it. Is not fun for "him".

Personally, I would... Uh. Rejoice over having no boobs getting in the way, find out why guys say they can't comfortably go commando, grow a goatee (I stroke my chin a lot - the beard is lacking), figure out to live with it if it wasn't changing back.
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I dunno. I've always had fantasies about being a girl for a period of about a day to over a month. Being the girl I imagined myself, I would have long hair, wake up every morning with it all over the place, spend an hour shaping it, spend a half hour putting various makeup on, mascara and skin tone to name a couple. Then, I would spend countless moments in class fidgeting over my new bra I just bought and try to fix it correctly.


This post among other things was more or less what the thread is supposed to cover (egotistical ftw!)

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Adding a couple of things to my quoted post above, I would suddenly have a heightened tendency to text, more often than I do already, and socialize with my peers over the most off-topic conversations as possible. Girl to guy ratio of being 3:1, it's quite easy to figure out how women interact with each other just by listening, disregarding schoolwork.
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