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vontje
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What's the first thing you would do, if you changed gender? So a boy became a girl, a girl became a boy..

Beside dirty things, i guess i would ride a bicycle, i'm still curious how it feels for a men to sit on such a thing haha

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Asherlee
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Teenagers on a game site, though, so eh.


That is really my point. I know there is a lot to gender transformation, but the format and the context of this topic is going a bit far. I just don't see how this could go further.
BlackVortex
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Eh? How are females supposed to urinate standing up?


With this

http://www.pinnaclesports.com.au/images/Outdoor/Personal%20Hygiene/Shewee500x500.jpg
Freakenstein
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What is this I don't even

Honestly! Such a random, yet disturbing 'tool'....

I just don't see how this could go further.


I'm trying to keep it up to par, yet people here insist peeing is today's hot topic -_-
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Personally, I would... Uh. Rejoice over having no boobs getting in the way, find out why guys say they can't comfortably go commando, grow a goatee (I stroke my chin a lot - the beard is lacking), figure out to live with it if it wasn't changing back.


You forgot "getting kicked in the balls."

I feel that every woman-turned-man should get kicked in the balls. It would help build empathy. Oh, but to make it a full fledged real-guy experience, it would have to be in front of your friends, and they would have to laugh at you.

Seriously, I don't know a single guy who hasn't suffered a testicle related injury in public.

I feel like that means that I, as a man-turned-woman, would have to experience childbirth just to make things fair. But then I would have to figure out what to do with the kid...

So it's not really the same.

Maybe I could cry in a movie theater?
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I mean that you change gender magically for 1 day or more and what you would do, things you always was curious about.


Okay. If I could magically become a female for a day and an attractive one as I am so dashing as a man, I would first
1. Attempt to get dinner, money or something good from some unsuspecting dude, without actually doing anything too strenuous.
2. If I didn't mind being in the body, I would try and get a job that paid the same salary as my male counterpart.
3. This coincides with 2, but I would like to investigate sexism and harassment in the work place.
4. Implant myself with other women and see just what they talk about, uncensored by the "lady-like" sensibilities that govern the way they behave around men.

There is probably more that I would do but I am at a loss for more at the moment. Perhaps more later.
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Seriously, I don't know a single guy who hasn't suffered a testicle related injury in public.


One time in Lacrosse practice, I got hit with a D-pole right in the balls, I couldn't run for the rest of the week...
bacobit
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Yeah, I should problely wear a cup, but that makes like impossable to run, and we got to run two miles )=

XVERB
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Seriously, I don't know a single guy who hasn't suffered a testicle related injury in public.


lets just say i skate and have gotten credit carded 2 times at the skate park. in front of like 25 kids
bacobit
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Be credit carded hurts like a b*tch.

XVERB
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Be credit carded hurts like a b*tch.


on time i was just skating in my garage and i tried a kickflip (when i sucked at them) and the board popped up and miss my balls my half an inch and hit the side of my thigh.
bacobit
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Oh my God, I forgot to mention my fire balls story. One time I was jumping over a fire, and I landed on a piece of wood that Catipulted another piece of wood smack into my balls.

Google567
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I can imagine your pain.

bacobit
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You don't want to....

Tilor
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Probably have my period or something

XVERB
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Oh my God, I forgot to mention my fire balls story. One time I was jumping over a fire, and I landed on a piece of wood that Catipulted another piece of wood smack into my balls.


that would have been more scary than painful... well i don't know but i can imagine
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