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The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.

Character Sheet
Name:
Athlete:
Mind:
Body:
Race:
Job:

(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)

Name: Kinda self-explanatory.

Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.

Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...

Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?

Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.

Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7

Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3

Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2,
Mind 9

Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5

Job: What you do in Armature.

Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.

Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind

Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind

Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind

Example sheet

Name: Mario
Athlete: 7
Mind: 4
Body: 6
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane

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locoace3
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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 100%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110



http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100623085402/rvb/images/c/c1/Protect_me_cone!.png
protect me cone!

sonicheroes95
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grrr WATER! *summons tons of water droplets to assault phillip*

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 100%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

The cone protects you from the blast!

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 3
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 640
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 0/70

The pillar is blocked, and the droplets do nothing!

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 100%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110


i walk away thinking hard about how mean that person is

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 3
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 640
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 0/70

alright, comeon now skip to the beat. *walks toward phillip*

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 100%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

You are now back in the hall.

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 3
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 640
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 0/70

You are now stalking Phillip.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 100%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

"wheres the food?" i look for sum foodz

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Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 13
Fatigue: 0/140
is quite amused about all the rambling. puts the case aside, and heads to check fortifications in the hall

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 3
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 640
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 0/70

GOT YOU NOW! *sends a rush of water pillars forward to knock phillip out*

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 100%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 0/110

ah matrix where would i be without you?

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ahh water pillars come from the ground up.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 100%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 25/110

You look into the mess hall and find that they are fixing some of the bountiful Foreman's rations.

While distracted, Demyx hits you with a water pillar!

//What? OH HELL NAW! Stop eating my foods! No! NO! Put that cookie down!//

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 8
Body: 3
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Armor: Con Coat
9mm ammo: 54
Plas-A88: 8
Arc Reactor: 13
Fatigue: 0/140

You see Demyx acting weird and loaded up like the Secret Ops and Phillip drooling at the Foreman foods. Those were actually pretty good.

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 3
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 640
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 0/70

You manage to crush Phillip against the wall! Polix are starting to make an audience.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 100%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 25/110

run grab a foremans cookie and throw it at demyx!

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 3
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 640
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 0/70

i block with my sitar, then take out the thunder hose and fire it at phillip.

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 1400
Shishkebab fuel: 100%
U-235 Ammo: 48
Cryo Ammo: 30
Fatigue: 70/110

You regain stamina from eating the cookie! You then threw another at Demyx! However, you got hit with the thunder hose.

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
B-0X Beam Cannon ammo: 3
Vulcanus Auto Shotgun ammo: 98
RX-66 Thunder Hose ammo: 640
Small Nucleic Super-Projector ammo: 20
Fatigue: 0/70

You block teh cookie and stun Phillip with the thunder hose!

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