The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Actually, mentally dysfunctional is a good state of his speech... for now. However, you may learn an advantage Chanians have...
You rip open the bars like they are plywood!
"Not bad, Meatsack! Wrognak not hate you if you have that much power! Come, we will take palace WITH BARE HANDS!!! Come, Brother, toast to victory with ice wine!"
The Ice Wine gives you a lot of relief from the Ice Wine. What's normally thoughts like molasses speeds up a little to at least run at walking pace.
Nameemyx Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:6 Race:Youtubian Job:Vansibane Armor: Standard Cloak Weapons Equipped: Beam Star: Power Level 2 Beam Spreader: Power Level 1 Fatigue: 35/75
As if it understands you, it jumps at you like a bolt of lightning! Those half-foot-long claws would mulch lesser men, but you somehow get only a couple of cuts.
Name: Don Athlete:8 Mind:0 (-1 base, +1 heat) Body:10 Race:Chanian Job:Security Alright, fine, I'll give you a kick...
You LOOK AROUND, and see long hallways. The big guy is waving his arms in the air and shouting random battlecries. You also hear bad guys coming down the hall.
I don't plan any specifics most of the time, I just lay out the current surroundings and let you figure out what to do.
Nameemyx Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:6 Race:Youtubian Job:Vansibane Armor: Standard Cloak Weapons Equipped: Beam Star: Power Level 2 Beam Spreader: Power Level 1 Fatigue: 35/75
The big deadly menace is now clutching its head and groaning. If only you had a way to keep him from moving so fast so you could get better shots on it...
Wrognak runs at the polix, but gets hit by two concentrated blasts of lighning. He falls with a WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! You pick up his concrete on metal bars and smash the Polix heads against the wall.
