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Yo mama's so fat, when she's right side up she's also upside down.

Yo Mama's so fat... But I F***ed her anyway...

yo mama's so fat we had to grease up the doorway and put a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama so nasty, when she eats a burger, it's like watching Jurassic Park!
Yo mama so fat she comes from both sides of your family!
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for taking out all the W's!
Yo mama so fat, she makes a monster truck to a low rider!

Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread!
Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind people cry!

I hate yo mama jokes there just mean and offensive.

Yo mama is yo mama!

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats.

yo mama is so fat, if she steps in an elevator, she has to go down!
yo mama is so fat, she wore a black dress and everyone screamed "OIL SPILL!"
yo mama so fat, she wore a red dress and stood on a tall building and people below her screamed "DON'T SO IT COOL AID MAN!"

Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.


awesome

Yo mama so fat, the airplane crew kicked her off the plane because she needed to buy 3 seats.

Your mama's so fat that when she looked at the Pacific Ocean she mistook it for a bath tub.

Your mama's so ugly that when her husband stepped into the bedroom he turned into stone.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to hijack a bike.
Yo mama so poor when the garbage truck passed by she chased it with her grocery list.

Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

yo mamas so fat, when i wanted to shake her hand she had to give me directions!