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Yo Momma so fat, she did a cartwheel and kicked God in the face.

Yo momma so old she saw the birth of John McCain.

Yo momma so fat, she can't fit in this joke!

Yo momma so fat, not even JESUS can lift her spirits!

The stone age called; they want your mom back.

Yo momma so stinky, she makes onions cry!

Yo momma so fat, when she went to the theaters, she sat with everyone!

Oh, and forgot:
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't even write a yo momma joke!

Yo mama is so fat when she walks with a yellow rain-jacket people call "Taxi!"

yo mama so stupid she walked into best buy and asked where the electronics section was

Yo mamma's such a considerate women that when I stopped by to inquire about borrowing 8 ounces of sugar, she not only gave me the asked 8 ounces of sugar, she gave me her secret chocolate chip cookie recipe!

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Yo mamma's such a considerate women that when I stopped by to inquire about borrowing 8 ounces of sugar, she not only gave me the asked 8 ounces of sugar, she gave me her secret chocolate chip cookie recipe!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo mama so fat that light bends around her.

Yo moma so fat that when she drops something it orbits around here!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Yo momma so short she models for trophys.

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.