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yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper!
Yo mama so old she babysitted jesus!

Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo Mamma's so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday.

Lol the best one ever is "When god said let there be light, Yo mama hit the switch!!!" hhaa

Yo mama so stupid she invented the solar powered flash light

[Lol the best one ever is "When god said let there be light, Yo mama hit the switch!!!" hhaa]That is so stupid(like yo mama) its not even funny

yo mama so fat, her rear is the size of Charlie Sheen's ego!

Yo momma's so fat, her BMI is measured in acres.

(BMI stands for Body Mass Index, as in how to tell your weight compared to your height)

:P

this is an offencive yo-mama joke....
here it is Yo-mama so stupid she had you!!!!

here is a good one my brother says this to me Yo Mama ......................................... Pretty .

that one was so stupid i can make up better ones.... here it is.....
Yo-mama so stupid she picked up a gun and said what does this do and pulled the strigger at her head..... I just went there

This is a good one:
I saw your mum changing.........................the channel (TV).

Yo mama so poor when i kicked a can she said "Hey! What are you doing to my house!?"

yo moma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

I found a great one on the first page:

Yo momma's so fat, she fell off the bed on both sides!