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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a 12 ft.Three Dimensional Cube, She turned it into A 20 ft. Two-Dimensional Circle!!

Maaaan, all you people are taking them from Other people!

Yo mama so fat, She fell in love and broke it!

Yo Momma so small that when she jumped off a cliff, she died..

*sigh* Idiotic me.. Yo Momma so small that when she jumped off a curb, she died..

(must be said in german accent) yo mamma is so fat, she has to wear clothes in large sizes.

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo mama's so fat, the world starved.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to figure out what letters are on M&M's.

Yo mama got fired from the M&M factory because she kept throwing away all the Ws.

Lol nice one.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

How about this one?
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

yo momma is so fat, even dora can't explore her!

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

Yo mama's so fat, it took two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, that when I want to go surfing, I slap her hip and ride the waves.

Yo mama so ugly, you get your looks from her.
In fact, her head, too!