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KingLemon
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~~~King Lemon's Guide To:~~~
~~Making the Perfect Kraft Macaroni and Cheese~~

Materials:
A Medium-Large saucepan (i use a 4QT, if it's too small it will be hard to stir and is just not recommended)

1 Stirrer

1 Box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (MUST BE KRAFT MAC&CHEESE)

6 Cups of Water

Approx. 1/3 Cup Milk

Approx. 1 spoon full of butter (estimate with this one it does not have to be perfect, i usually just take a spoon and scoop out some butter, don't go crazy with this though!)

Now on to the Cooking:*

1)Turn the stove one to high
2)place the saucepan on the stove
3)next add the 6Cups of water.
4)Let the water heat up for about 3 Minutes.
5)Add the Kraft Macaroni
6)Let the Macaroni boil for about 6-7Minutes
---(When you go to check on the Macaroni there should be a sort of foam or haze in the water)
7)There may be clumps of macaroni, stir it in a back and forth motion then side to side (repeat until clumps are gone) DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SMASH THE CLUMPS APART, YOU WILL SMASH THE NOODLES!
8)After stirring wait another 0:30-1:00minute to let the noodles boil a bit more (take a noodle out with the stirrer and feel it make sure it is soft but firm,
9)Drain the water into a sink
10)Pour the noodles back into the saucepan and add the Milk, Butter, and Kraft Cheese
11)Stir all the ingredients together using a the spoon (not the stirrer)
12)Let cool then eat! (well i mean you can eat it right away but it will be hot!)

---Total Approx. Time: 11-15Minutes

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Now on to the Cooking:* - This is how i cook it, feel free to change any part of it to your liking.


I will be glad to hear how you make "The Perfect Mac&Cheese" just post how you would do it!

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MRWalker82
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place a large bowl of cereal on the floor, poke a hole in the milk jug, and squeeze the milk out in the general direction of the bowl. You should get enough in the bowl to enjoy your cereal.

locoace3
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i did that but there's too much in the cereal and its overflowing

KingLemon
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Ok, come on, don't be sarcastic with me. I am trying to be serious with this post, so please do not spam with nonsense, and yes i am aware that what you said is "somewhat related to the topic". Just don't be an a!! and post something productive on here.

locoace3
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i am i need help with a simple task you should know how to do

but since it technically is off topic then i will try and make it relate to the first post

how do i make the milk in my cereal more milkier?

KingLemon
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Sir, i do not find your sarcasm amusing -.- .

But if you are so unintelligent as to know how to make a bowl of cereal:

~~~King Lemons's Guide To:~~~
~~~Making a bowl of Cereal~~~

Materials:
1 Bowl (bowl for food)
1 Spoon (looks like a small scoop/shovel)
1 gallon of milk (can be 2%, fat free, or what ever milk you WANT!!)
1 Box of the cereal of your choosing

Now on to making it:
1)Fill the bowl about half way with cereal (careful not to overfill it)
2)Pour the milk slowly into the bowl, do not pour too much as for the cereal to overflow onto the table
3)Take the spoon and eat
OPTIONAL:4)Take the spoon, mix the cereal around in the milk to get every piece "wet with milk".

locoace3
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but it's not a guide to make the milk in cereal milkier like your mac n' cheese "cheesier" recipe

KingLemon
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i never said that my recipe made mac&cheese "cheesier" i said that opposed to adding more cheese, I add more milk so as to create more cheese sauce. Don't twist my words around.

Savingthedream14
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You said that it taste more cheesier. Without adding more cheese. You aren't making it more cheesier just making it taste more cheesier. As for making the cereal more "milkier" try using goat's milk. Goat's milk is more creamier, and this is as close as I can help you get to more "milkier".

knight_34
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With the "how-to make a bowl of cereal" guide, this is plain ridiculous. Goat's milk is good. Sometime cereal doesn't come in boxes.

25wes25
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Best tut you guys know it.

nevetsthereaper
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lol, wow, loco is kind of a dick, well, as for the mac, i prefer velveeta shells, mmmmmmmmm, an the milk, um, whole milk? its alot more creamier than goat milk, and you don't have to picture a goats nipple everytime you eat it.

25wes25
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so true but locos cool

nevetsthereaper
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i didn't say he wasnt cool, i said hes kind of a dick

25wes25
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Yea sometimes.

Lintire
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This is a good deed unto Earth - I now know how to create the perfect mac and cheese, a skill unto itself, one worth repeating generation after generation.

I'll check this out, next time I get Kraft's Mac and Cheese.

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