~~~King Lemon's Guide To:~~~ ~~Making the Perfect Kraft Macaroni and Cheese~~
Materials: A Medium-Large saucepan (i use a 4QT, if it's too small it will be hard to stir and is just not recommended)
1 Stirrer
1 Box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (MUST BE KRAFT MAC&CHEESE)
6 Cups of Water
Approx. 1/3 Cup Milk
Approx. 1 spoon full of butter (estimate with this one it does not have to be perfect, i usually just take a spoon and scoop out some butter, don't go crazy with this though!)
Now on to the Cooking:*
1)Turn the stove one to high 2)place the saucepan on the stove 3)next add the 6Cups of water. 4)Let the water heat up for about 3 Minutes. 5)Add the Kraft Macaroni 6)Let the Macaroni boil for about 6-7Minutes ---(When you go to check on the Macaroni there should be a sort of foam or haze in the water) 7)There may be clumps of macaroni, stir it in a back and forth motion then side to side (repeat until clumps are gone) DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SMASH THE CLUMPS APART, YOU WILL SMASH THE NOODLES! 8)After stirring wait another 0:30-1:00minute to let the noodles boil a bit more (take a noodle out with the stirrer and feel it make sure it is soft but firm, 9)Drain the water into a sink 10)Pour the noodles back into the saucepan and add the Milk, Butter, and Kraft Cheese 11)Stir all the ingredients together using a the spoon (not the stirrer) 12)Let cool then eat! (well i mean you can eat it right away but it will be hot!)
---Total Approx. Time: 11-15Minutes
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Now on to the Cooking:* - This is how i cook it, feel free to change any part of it to your liking.
I will be glad to hear how you make "The Perfect Mac&Cheese" just post how you would do it!
stevens guide to splitting a royal walnut stup (note the stumps i split are anywhere from 3 feet to 5 feet thick and from four feet to 7 feet long)
1) Pick your stump, usually start with a nice straight one if its your first time. 2) clean the sides and ends with apressure washer or similar pressurized water system. 3) Make sure your chainsaw is gasse and oiled, and also that the chain is sharp. i recommend the stihl ms 361, comes with a 25 inch bar stock, but i put on a 36 inch bar and it pulls it no problem. 4) Find the heart of the tree on both ends of the stump. get a level that you dont mind getting paint on, paint a line from the heart of the tree on both ends straight up to the top of the stump, and connect them on the outside of the tree, so that you end up with a line effectively cutting the stump in half on the heart. 5) take your sharp fueled saw and cut the stump in half with it, making sure to keep your cut straight and in the line you made in the previous step. 6) savor the beautiful bookmatch you have just created, i recommend getting the fresh cut surfaces soaked in water to really bring out the color and figure in the grain of the tree.
P.S. ALWAYS BE SAFE AND USE HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION. HAVE AN ADULT PRESENT WHEN USING A CHAINSAW, ESPECIALLY A SHARP ONE!! seriously though, safety first always
stevens guide to splitting a royal walnut stup (note the stumps i split are anywhere from 3 feet to 5 feet thick and from four feet to 7 feet long)
1) Pick your stump, usually start with a nice straight one if its your first time. 2) clean the sides and ends with apressure washer or similar pressurized water system. 3) Make sure your chainsaw is gasse and oiled, and also that the chain is sharp. i recommend the stihl ms 361, comes with a 25 inch bar stock, but i put on a 36 inch bar and it pulls it no problem. 4) Find the heart of the tree on both ends of the stump. get a level that you dont mind getting paint on, paint a line from the heart of the tree on both ends straight up to the top of the stump, and connect them on the outside of the tree, so that you end up with a line effectively cutting the stump in half on the heart. 5) take your sharp fueled saw and cut the stump in half with it, making sure to keep your cut straight and in the line you made in the previous step. 6) savor the beautiful bookmatch you have just created, i recommend getting the fresh cut surfaces soaked in water to really bring out the color and figure in the grain of the tree.
P.S. ALWAYS BE SAFE AND USE HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION. HAVE AN ADULT PRESENT WHEN USING A CHAINSAW, ESPECIALLY A SHARP ONE!! seriously though, safety first always
Sorry if this one seem's "boring". If you don't like this guide, I have another one I will post. I'm pretty much posting this because what bothers me the most when I go to attempt to bowl for fun or practice bowling, there are people doing things they shouldn't so here is my guide in something I take seriously (and yes it's a sport!)
~~~King Lemon's Guide To: ~~~ ~~~~~Bowling~~~~~
Materials:
Basically Money. Generally renting shoes are about $2 a person, and games are like around $4 a person. you may also want to buy some food while you are there(some house's have some pretty good pizza)
Let's Begin:
Select a bowling ball that fits your hand comfortably, not too tight, but not so loose that you could easily drop it in the backswing.
Make sure to only go on the approach(the wooden/synthetic part where you stand) with bowling shoes, never step onto the approach with any other kind of shoe as this can get foreign materials onto the approach screwing it up, making it sticker or slicker which is not wanted for safety reasons. ----Also for safety reasons DO NOT STEP PAST THE FOUL LINE EVER!!
To begin bowling, pick up your choosen bowling ball off the rack. Place your fingers inside the ball. Get into the atheletic position(bent knees, back straight or slightly bent shoulders square with the ground.) Hold the ball with your arm being at a 90 degree angle and your palm facing up. With the other arm stabalize the ball. Make note of where you are standing, where is the inside of your sliding foot located? (if you are right handed your left foot is your sliding foot, if you are left handed, vice versa) Walk slowly towards the approach, this should usually be about 4-5 steps. Push the ball out on the 2nd step of your approach, and let your arm swing naturally back. (Push the ball out along side with your sliding foot, ie: when you push out, step with your sliding foot...) Do not stop at the foul line, swing back, and release, that defeats the purpose of the before steps and will decrease accuracy You slide on your 4th or 5th step, your ending stance looking like: your sliding foot forward, knee bent, your pushoff foot behind you sliding foot, the balancing arm being out parallel with the foul line, same with shoulders (parallel with foul line). To get a strike and be more accurate, what helped me when i was first starting, imagine "shaking hands" with the head pin or the pin you are aiming for. Walk back and repeat when it is your turn again (or your second ball)
Remember bowling etiquette as well, there is nothing more annoying is having someone walk up beside you when you bowl. Let the person next to you (on BOTH sides of the lane) go first, if they were there and ready first, You also generally let the person who is on their second ball go before you if you both get there at the same time. Also stay on your lane -.-...
I hope this helps any fun bowlers increase their scores and show off to their friends, and keep the bowling alley a nice place for everyone to enjoy, not just the people there to screw around, but the serious bowlers as well.
Thank-You !
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Like i said before, i will post a "more random and fun" guide if you guys hate this guide as well, I was going to post this one eventually anyways. But I do have a more enjoyable/curious guide if you would like me to post that one today just ask. If not, it will be reserved for tomorrow or a later day.
@locoace3 Yeah? Tell that to all the idiot's who walk up while i'm about to bowl and screw me up. And the constant reminders from the front desk for the people to not step over the god dang foul lines, or throw 3 bowls at once, or attempt to get retrieve the bowling ball that is stuck on the lane, or throwing the ball when the pinsetter is down.... Can you really find that out at a bowling alley? Can you really learn to bowl properly at a bowling alley without a coach or READING IT SOMEWHERE, or joining leagues? Stop PMS'ing on my thread, spamming it with unconstructive comments, i don't mind you hating this, but stop coming back to it and spamming it, don't come back just to bag on me or i will flag you. KthnxBai.
Next guide will be up in 8minutes just because it will technically be tomorrow where I am at ;P...
~~~King Lemonâs Guide To: ~~~ ~~~~~Looking good!~~~~~
Males: --Buy a nice black fedora (almost everyone looks good wearing a fedora) --wear shirts that do not have text, usually artful graphics or a plain shirt looks best. --Jeans look good with most outfits, donât have them sagging to the ground with your butt hanging out while you walk around holding them upâ¦wear a belt. ----------Jeans should not be TOO tight or too loose fitting --Purchase the best looking pair of shoes you find, if you go searching for other shoes because of the price, but donât find any others that are cheaper or look better than those onesâ¦BUY THEM NO MATTER THE COSTâ¦If you like the shoes you are wearing, then even if you look bad to others you still feel like you look awesome because the shoes are everything imo! --If you choose to wear shorts that are not jeans, make sure the color matches the shirt you are wearing! (and shoes if you have multiple pairs of shoes) --Hair should not be messy, as if you just woke out of bed, unless your outfit calls for it. ---------------Curly, NOT wavy, hair is possibly the exception to this, but still keep it looking clean and not as messy. I carry a pick with me everywhere so when my hair gets all messy I can fix it up real quick since I have a âfroâ. --Go into public with confidence that you look good, donât look down at the ground all the time, have a smile or at least look like you are content.
Females: --...well, I suppose if I were to actually make this, this would be biased and sexually offensive considering I am male xD! Short shorts, tight v-neck shirts, hair pretty much any way you want (as long as youâre not redhead)â¦oh and this would be for skinny/average femalesâ¦Large females, Iâm not a chubby chaser so, idk what WOULD look good on a large womanâ¦.
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Hope that you enjoyed that guide. Please remember that you can dress however the hell you want, I am simply giving you a guide, you do not need to follow it or even read it, but comments such as Locoace's, I WILL FLAG. This is supposed to be a fun an enjoyable thread, not one full of hate, if you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't come back.
