I have two stories, honest and dishonest. Honest: There I stood in front of the gods of Olympus, they spoke. "Newby, you shall go before Hades himself, and battle the great Cerberus armed with nothing but your sword and diet coke." I spoke in response to the great Zeus, "My lord, for you, I shall not just battle the great Cerberus, I shall defeat him, and I shall return to you with the heads of the mythic BEAST." So I left the mount, and went on a journey. Killing all things in my way, no matter whom it was. Man, Woman, Puppy, Kitten, Baby, Aardvark, Jason Stateham,Kristen Bell, all things were left in my waste. And that was when I arrived at the River of the Dead. I saw the river, ripped my shirt off, and was going to swim there but was all like "Dude this river is foggy and green." So instead I just got into the canoe right next to me. I went into the canoe and paddled with my arms. When I arrived at Hades doorstep I rang the doorbell, and it sang Tunak Tunak Tun. THEN BOOM, Cerberus! I then proceeded to pull out my sword and attack the mythic beast, after a amazing battle that I will not detail of it because it will blow your mind. I then reached into the bowels of the dying beast after I sliced it's head off and pulled out a guitar hero controller. When I arrived back at Olympus Zeus, I showed Zeus the heads and he accepted them graciously and said to me simply "You, Newby. You shall have a new name. In honor of your new weapon." He said pointing to my guitar hero controller "You will now be known as NotAGuitarHero". And that's how it happened.
my mind is infected with the need to do violent things, which is the reason most video games i play need to be very violent, hence the name corruptedmind
my names tal, and my family names pasko. i first wnted to be talpasko but when i made myself an email "talpasko" was taken so i switched it to latpasko, and thats it.
