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Stranger: Who are you and why are you following me?
Me: I'm Joel. Here's my card.
Stranger: Wait, this is my card...
Me: NO GIVESIES BACKSIES *Runs away*


I'd make a terrible stalker...

I would follow them closely whispering "Do you love daddy?" in their ear and then lick the side of their face.

Can't think of anything else, unless someone seems to be attracted to this?

I'd simply say... "You really should sleep in the nude on days other than just Saturdays, you look adorable." Then I'd give a nice little :3 face and walk away non-chalantly.

hey move a little to the left i cant see you yet

I wouldn't say anything to them, I would just stare at them with a creepy smile...

It's not stalking, it's bodyguard duty!

*inside bushes watching them and they find me*

hey i wasn't stalking i just had to pee >.> *zips up pants and walks away* *squelch squelch*

You better run, because I am going to hunt you down.

I like hunting.

No mountain too high, no ocean too deep, no restraining order too binding can keep us from our love!

The Stalking Song

I always called this the stalking song though.
The Police - Every Breath You Take (With Lyrics)

I would be more of a person of action then words.

Call her up while she's alone in her house and just play these songs over the phone. If she hangs up just called back until the song is done.

break into her house and install hidden camera through out it.

Send a letter saying how I especially love how she looks in the shower or sleeping. (with photos)

Mail her back a pair of her own panties. (slightly used)

This thread is actually disturbing. I'm currently trying to decide whether it's too inappropriate for the forums given that it's discussing behaviours which are in fact illegal. I mean, that in itself isn't necessarily grounds for locking the thread, of course, given that discussions of recreational drug usage, not to mention some of those weird forum games about how you'd torture and kill people...

...but this is just plain creepy guys.

I'm also not sure it'd be all that wise to post stuff like this IN THE EVENT that it comes back to haunt you at some later point. Just keep that in the back of your mind sometimes, mmkay?

but this is just plain creepy guys.

I suppose degree has something to do with it. I mean, there's Pepe Le Pew level stalking (or shall we say sexual harassment), then there's Fred Kreuger level stalking (or shall we say malicious machinations).

No mountain too high, no ocean too deep, no restraining order too binding can keep us from our love!

The Stalking Song

We can't forget the face.

First we prepare the face:



Next, I will utter: *HHHHH....HHHHH....*HI "insert name here"......

If you want, you can utter various innuendos to mean something else entirely, but only if it freaks the stalkee more.

pertaining to the topic. IF i were a stalker?

well see i wouldnt say anything at all, because it detracts from the stalking itself. because you see, you can't let the children be scared. you have to climb in through the windows at night and if they know someone is stalking them? they'll probably be scared and lock the windows. so then you'd fail at stalking them. the best way to do it is to break into someone's house and attach camera's everywhere. find the spare key and always put a micro camera trained on their security access code, incase they change it. so when you go do your "stalking" work you can disable alarms ect.

BOOM. TSHIRT TIME. hows that for disturbing @strop.