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How about approaching the person and saying.

Hello, your pretty. Don't worry I'm not going to ask you for your number, I already have it. I think you have a nice bedroom too... By the way you might want to check your fridge when you get home.

Then walk away grinning and softly laughing to yourself.

hm something like this:

"I wasn't stalking you. I was stalking your mother..."

I would say something that goes a little like this.

"Hey, I've been following you for a while and I think you should do it more often," and then I would smile while walking away.

Nobody thought my pic was horrifying? Too bad. It took awhile trying to find that too.

Hello, your pretty. Don't worry I'm not going to ask you for your number, I already have it. I think you have a nice bedroom too... By the way you might want to check your fridge when you get home.

I would proabably wink at them in various places they like to frequent. Make sure they saw me and leave them little notes and messages on their answering machines.

Nope changed my mind. Id say "Im a stalker wanna date?" *winkwinknudgenudge*

In real life...

I'm right behind you... "creepy voice"

In MW2 behind a camper...

Write him a message saying... "look behind you" and he'll turn around and I kill him.

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

CAn I take your picture for the school paper? lol
spiderman quote ftw!

Hello little girl, I've been **cough** **cough** supervising you for the past month and I wanted to return your diary that I **cough** **cough** found near your house. Hey, umm you got any picture of your mom I'm a... I'm a friend from work, that's it I'm a friend from work.
Than I smile in a creepy way and slowly walk.

Yeah, I don't think stalkers say anything...well maybe "Want some candy!?!" or "Get in my van...I have candy" or in chat rooms "Hey, yeah. We'll meet on South Lane...I have candy!"

I am here for "Charitable Charities". Please, if you have any old things, we will donate it to charity. Have a nice day!

...Hai!!!
Well, that is a little creepy o_O

I dont need to stalk people because people stalk me cuz I'm so amazing. But If I were to stalk people...

I stare from a distance and then come out and start to follow them down the street and get to know there habits. Later after that I would drive by and offer them candy, games, CHEESE, or something else that intrest them and then grab them!

It always works on me when people stalk me. Who can resist yummy cheese or candy?!?! Oh oh oh or games??! No one cuz they just so amazing.

My quote would be "I am not a stalker"